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Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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  1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    This is why people should have a valid ID to vote
  2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Has anyone seen that movie where Ashton Kutcher acts stupid?

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dude, what does my tattoo say?

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Sweet, what's mine say?

    4. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      And then?

  3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost. Way to steal my thunder
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    If you see a pop up that says "single girls are in your area and ready to chat" i would suggest clicking on that. Also, respond to any emails from a Nigerian prince
  5. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    i smell desperation
  6. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    as for your epilepsy, i recommend flashing lights only while driving.
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    No
  8. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    To hold chewing gum, silly.This is true. Some doctors believe that the appendix holds a purpose with the immune system for the digestive tract. But i have found out that the appendix is an excellent source for surgery bills.
  9. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    Whiskey and expired condoms
  10. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    It's sad to say that it seems i will fall short on votes once again after 3 nominations. Therefore i will only post campaign ads for NUpolo8 for quarterback from here on out, with polo as QB everyone wins!
  11. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    About your health issues. I will give you a free diagnosis and a blank prescription pad! (Disclaimer: Prescription pads are only post-it notes. Dr. Mantis is not a real doctor, but is a nurse. Yes, I have heard all the Gaylord Focker and "Murse" jokes)
  12. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    Edit: Corman is a douche
  13. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    Adam Rittenberg is a complete douche. How the f*** is this a victory other than for fools who hide abuse?
  14. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Now I'm hearing that sd'sker is an Arn Anderson fan. Is this the kind of people you allow on this board?

    1. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      He's afraid of The Shockmaster too

    2. Junior

      Junior

      He is a fan of The Shocker, though.

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    "Give yourself a hand, right across your f'in mouth" - Nicky Santoro

    1. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      No, this is a very nice pen, I didn't want you to lose it.

  17. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    How did nobody +1 this??? This is better than gold!
  18. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    He would be a splash QB
  19. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    Ted Cruz is a disaster for any position. Ted Cruz is a disaster. Agreed! Does he even hold any degrees in science or is this just strictly a position for him to destroy their budget?
  20. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    started working out again. any suggestions on suppliments that i should be taking? (no protein shakes, you bunch of high schoolers)

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Need multiple doses i suppose

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      considering you're going to need at least 1-1.5 times your body weight I guess so.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Protein shakes....

      Glutamine is a good supplement if you find a solid brand. Those are the two to stick with....if nothing else, yes....protein shakes or bars...you'll need yer protein

  21. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    What happens if there is a tie?
  22. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    What sounds good for breakfast?

    1. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Steak, scotch, waffle fries.

    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      GM wins!

  23. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    what sounds good for lunch?

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      Some of that poo water Bill Gates was drinking

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      I had pizza...looks sorta similar to human flesh if it's meat lovers

    4. husker B-rent

      husker B-rent

      Bacon Mac and cheese with.........human flesh.

  24. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    why? I haven't seen anyone complain. It has been enjoyable Everything will be reevaluated because that's just common sense. I want to make this whole thing more funner for everyone. Just like last year, I'm going to solicit all the input people want to give when we're done. Please give me your feedback as well. oh ok that makes more sense. Will do
  25. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Me thinks some take the starting line up a little to seriously.

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      The campaign thread will explain.

    3. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      This is serious business.

    4. knapplc

      knapplc

      The only person taking this too seriously is you. You're wildly overreacting to a couple of offhand comments. Time to reevaluate your approach.

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