You can call your boss anything and everything you want to. But, there are times and places to call your boss a c*** and p****, and this moist certainly wasn't.
Some of the places and times you can rant and call your boss a c*** and d******* are:
- in your sleep
- at the dentist
- to your wife or husband
- to the person at the drive through when waiting for your food
- to the airline pilot when boarding
- to your co-pilot (make sure he or she isn't your boss)
- to your new friend, Mr. Walkie Stickie, who you met while hiking and happened to find it laying on the ground with other Mr and Mrs Walkie Stickies
- to your new boss
- alone in the dark
- into a seashell
- at the zoo to a Panda bear who is up close to the window
- to your kid's best friend
- to the empty beds of the children you wished you had
- to that s*******, Mike, who sucks and keeps saying how cool he is and well-traveled for having visited NYC for a week and you're like "but I lived in Holland and Italy for years. I even studied in Singapore! NYC is dumb. What a s******."
- in a field and playing with army men