I would have told him "I swear to everything that is holy that if you tell me one more time you are just trying to help me out everytime you close your eyes you will see me!!! I will spend my every waking minute looking for you and when I do the death will be slow!!! Your parents will cry when they've seen what I've done to you!!!"
Yeah just watched part of Alexander last night...........Halfway through I was poring salt in my eyes and shoving splinters under my nails.................
OMG that's some funny sh#t right there!!! Man I laughed my ass off at the end all I was waiting for was the sprinkler, the shopping cart, picking the weeds, cabbage patch, etc.
See this is why people cross state lines to find people, disembowel them, and then slowly and painfully kill them!!!! This guys lucky he didn't deal with me because I would have gone ape sh#t!!!!
That's just horrible I can't believe that this would be going on in this day and age!!! I mean come on people..................................Oh that's right I have to go buy a new hammer better go to home depot I hear they are having a sale!!!!