Red Five

Do we know who is announcing the game on Saturday?

Do we know who is announcing the game on Saturday?

Man, just like that, and my eliminators are done, 1 full day into the season. How in the heck did the Brady-less Pats go into Arizona and win???

Did you guys know we were in the same conference as Indiana?

OMG I CAN MAKE RUNZAS AND THEY"RE GOOD!!!!

New Michigan (fake midwest)Canadian food of the week: Poutine. Essentially french fries, cheese curds, and gravy. Additonally a protein such as bacon may be added. Sounds disgusting, but may actually be the nectar of the grease gods! I want to bring this finest confection back to the motherland!!!

They just opened a Valentino's in the Union. When is Nebraska going to unhitch that crappy old wagon? Val's has been leeching off this university for decades while their product deteriorates. Jack's frozen pizza would be better.