Aren't we in the modern age with motorized boats? Who rows a boat* any more?
* a canoe or kayak, yes.. but a boat? Mount twin 120 HP engines on the sucker and let's fly over the water.
"What is happening? Did we switch uniforms with Purdue?
What teams aren't playing today? Maybe we made a secret deal to give their best players a chance to play on our team today, wearing our uniforms?
"I go away for a couple hours and you guys break the quote button. I can't take you guys anywhere."
(good ole copy/paste)
Take us for ice cream, then we'll be good.