Wild Bill

Hey, how come in the Fightin' & BS Forum instead of the Husker Football Forum, Daddy-o?

If God hadn't intended for us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat!

Thought you'd heard everything? This guy seems like a total loser, but I, of course, see humor in the situation. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...924081gas1.html SEPTEMBER 24--Meet Jose Cruz. In the long history of American jurisprudence, the West Virginia man may be the first defendant to ever be charged with passing gas in the face of a law enforcement officer. Cruz, 34, was driving with his car's headlights off Monday night when he was pulled over by West Charleston cops, who noted that Cruz appeared to be intoxicated. After failing a series of field sobriety tests, Cruz was arrested and transported to police headquarters, where he allegedly committed another offense, according to a September 23 criminal complaint (a copy of which you can find here). While being fingerprinted, Cruz allegedly "lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on Ptlm. Parsons. The defendant then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear onto" the cop. "The gas," the complaint notes, "was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Ptlm. Parsons." In addition to the DUI count, Cruz was also charged with battery on a police officer for the farting incident. In a TSG interview, Cruz said that while he "farted multiple times," it "wasn't directly in [the cop's] face." Asked if he fanned the fetid air toward the officer, Cruz admitted that he did, but said it was in retaliation for the cop insisting he take a breath test while he was having an asthma attack. "I said, 'Here, put that in your Breathalyzer," he recalled. Cruz, who works as a boilermaker, said that he has been arrested more than a dozen times, including twice previously for drunk driving. After posting $500 bond, Cruz was released this morning from a Charleston jail where he had been held on the misdemeanor charges.

Thanks, AR! You da man!

You figure the boys from Lubbock will burn our secondary?

Yes, Niles was a big highlight to Saturday's game! Congratulations, Niles Paul!

Geezus H. Jockstrap!

Niiiiiice.....Democrat blood letting.

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Those guys are pretty good. Hawkins can coach, his talent now fits his system, and his recruiting is great. Fear the buffs my friends, they are rising. Buck the Fuffs!

Thanks for the link!

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The new video of Long Hauls and Close Calls: http://www.recordstoreday.com/CustomPage/504

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"FTW" means Fort Worth, ya big silly! No..I'm almost positive that's "DFW" DFW means Dallas-Fort Worth, and in the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex, or the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. I lived in that area for 12 years, so I know that stuff.

If you need to go home or back to work soon, wear some of those fake eyes like these: But if you can stick around, I applaud you for doing your civic duty and taking it seriously.

"FTW" means Fort Worth, ya big silly!

HW R U? IM fine. C U l8r OMG, Madison has a new BF! OK, how did I do with my text messaging practice? (I direct that question to those in the audience born after 1991.) Pretty good for an old fart?

Thanks for posting! GBR!

Back room ranch mushrooms:

How about just substitute some Cajun toe jam? Whatever you do, cayenne tastes better to me than black pepper.........or Velveeta. Cayenne warms you, black pepper stings you.

Brazilian country-western: http://www.radioalmagaucha.com.br/trade.asp?id=10

Come on, single guys! What are you waiting for?!?!? Finding a woman who can, and will, cook for you is somewhat rare in the year 2008. Start flirting with 9ers Gal. PM her, tell her where you live, what you do, your other hobbies besides eating and where you'd like to take her on a first date. Get t' goin', fellers! You're not getting any younger! She's even got Husker dinner plates on which to enjoy those fine meals!

There's only one sane solution:

There's only one sane solution: