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  1. CornHOLIO

    The basketball coach, Done kicked me off the team. For wearing hi-heel sneakers And acting like a queen.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      The world's comin to an end, I don't even care! As long as I can have my limo. And my orange hair.

  2. CornHOLIO

    There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

    1. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

       

      When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

      R.Rodgers

       

       

    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/hot-actress-photo-gallery-070909?link=msn:Funny Jokes from Beautiful Women_25 Rules for Dating Like a Gentleman&dom=msn&tpc=Food&src=syn&con=slide&mag=esq
  3. CornHOLIO

    "Yo Mama so Fat....

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    2. lilred

      lilred

      To be fair, everyone exerts a gravitational pull.

    3. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Yeah but it's so small, it's negligible.

    4. lilred

      lilred

      Yeah, just as negligible as YO MAMA'S!

  4. CornHOLIO
    http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/turtle-strikes-like-a-snake/pse9a4k?q=River+Monsters&rel=msn&from=en-us_msnhp&form=msnrll>1=42010
    1. Bradr

      Bradr

      Holy crap. That things neck must be lodged in its ass!

    2. GSG

      GSG

      I like twertles.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      My Son collects stuffed Turtles..Can't wait to show him this one..Oh wait! Not sure I want him to change his mind about being a Marine Biologist at such a young age.

  5. CornHOLIO

    What a gtreat name for a church ("Thad's Church") http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/reese-witherspoon-weds-jim-toth-1611202.story?gt1=28135

    1. UGAHusker

      UGAHusker

      What is a "gtreat"? Is that, like, a treat for gangsters?

    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      fat finners

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Gary (Farside) Larson has a Church?

  6. CornHOLIO

    Shawn Watson needs to be blacked out until he learns to stay in his own thread

    1. mmmtodd

      mmmtodd

      shawn watson will punch you in the face for speaking such blasphemy

  7. CornHOLIO

    Cars2 trailer hitch http://movies.msn.com/cars2/us/?GT1=28101

  8. CornHOLIO
    http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/soulful-girl-sings-original-piece/20yumcy7?q=Soul+Sing&rel=msn&from=en-us_msnhp&form=MSNRLL>1=42007
  9. CornHOLIO

    Nice Treehouse http://realestate.msn.com/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=26843980>1=35009

  10. CornHOLIO

    Would've paid Urban Meyer $1.25 to fake a heart attack after the Gatorade bath

    1. Street Novelist

      Street Novelist

      LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. mmmtodd

      mmmtodd

      oh man. i can imagine the media crapstorm. classic.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I was thinking after watching the game and hearing all about possible "permanent damage" to his heart..Then seeing his players creep up with the cooler..and thinking to myself, "They're gonna kill him!!!" When will this abuse of winning coaches end?

      And I'd pay at least $1.50 to see Urban fake an MI there.

  11. CornHOLIO

    14 pt spread? How about we just start the Seniors that didn't get much playing time as a reward?

    1. fearandloathing

      fearandloathing

      Or...how 'bout I bet 1 billion dollars on the 'skers against an opponent they've already beaten by 30?

    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      in reality, we'd look kinda bad by not taking the game seriously, but it'd be just like Bo to furk with Vegas like that.

    3. fearandloathing

      fearandloathing

      true. but it would hurt me and my new years dollas!

  12. CornHOLIO

    Do any of the earbuds that come with mp3 players actually fit humans? Raise your hands...Seems like such a waste of resources

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    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      I can probably fit 4 Q-tips inside my ear canal, but the earbuds that come with all my mp3 players will only fit a german sheppard

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      The aftermarket (skull candy) ones with the XL "washers" are perfectly shaped..Just seems like a waste, no one I know fits the originals

    4. papersun87

      papersun87

      I also have huge ears. I bought Phillips earbuds that fit great and they have a way "acoustic range," if you will, than iPod earbuds. I think they were $10, a great investment.

  13. CornHOLIO

    Criminy, the weather people around here sure get excited when it rains..and Hails..and 70mph winds

  14. CornHOLIO

    hOW IN THE WIDE WORLD OF sPORTS CAN YOU HATE KSUcks, sCUm, and Iowa MORE'N Miami?

    1. Never Skerd'

      Never Skerd'

      its simple, Miami hasn't been

      a power house in our lifetime

    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Iowa hasn't been a powerhouse in mine

  15. CornHOLIO

    Wife won't let you use the "H" word around the twins? I care enough about Miami to hate the 'canes

  16. CornHOLIO

    I care enough about Miami to hate the 'canes

  17. CornHOLIO

    deedsker15 "If you can dodge a car, then you can dodge a ball.".....Even if you drive a Charger?

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