If you can stop by the tailgate........
(what?)
....we'll mock you and your team?
....we'll trip you and throw things at you?
....we'll fling cow pies at you and call you names?
OH....You meant
"If you can (insert comma), stop by the tailgate."
Sorry....the last few hours of work are dragging. Can I open my first beer for gameday yet???
PS - Enjoy your trip to Lincoln and Memorial Stadium, Trojan Alum. Let us know what you think about the overall atmosphere, the fans, the city, etc.....win or lose.
I'ownt ker who ya' are...'at theres funny!!!!
Hope you enjoy your stay in our fair city...but not too much!!!