I apologize if this has been posted before or you have seen it already.
For anyone who has grown tired of the arrogance from our football program and
our administration. For anyone who has grown tired of hearing how brilliant our
coaching staff is.
I call this top ten list, "you might be an idiot if..."
10) You think having an eight pound playbook makes you brilliant when USC can
beat you with one play!
9) You think 80,000 boo's were meant for someone other than you.
8) You turn away 50 walk on players a year that are willing to give you their
blood and guts because having that many people around would be annoying to you.
7) It takes two years for your players to understand your system, but it only
takes the opposing team a week of preparation to figure it out.
6) You inherit a top ten defense with 9 returning starters and turn it into a
top 100 defense, and your excuse is that the talent level is so bare. (Barrett
Ruud, Fabian Washington, Daniel Bullocks, Josh Bullocks, Scott Shanle, to name a
few have had pretty good NFL careers but there talent level wasn't good enough
for these guys to win with).
5) You give up 610 yards of offense to Ball State and your thoughts are, "the
defense really came up big for us at times" and "there are a lot of positives we
can take from this win".
4) You give a mediocre coach a contract extension because you are so
impressed with a win over Nevada.
3) If you don't think Ohio U would kick our ass right now.
2) It takes you two years to figure out that when you send 5 guys in motion
(and the opposing defense doesn't move) that you are not tricking anyone you are
just wearing out your own team.
1) You hold a fund raising event and the first guy on your guest list is not
the best coach to ever coach college football that still lives in your same
town!!!!!