GM_Tood

Once upon a time, a magical helicopter was bought by a rich farmer. The farmer flew his whirlybird wherever he went; that wasn't very far. He flew it once every three minutes every day and night until he found that he couldn't anymore. When he found this out, he saw why. The Russian sattellite "Sputnik IV" crashed right into him when he was flying it. He couldn't take the separation from his magical helicopter and died. Shortly after the farmer died, a deranged boy decided to see what fire tasted like. All of his friends gathered around to see him be stupid. He lit a stick, put it in his mouth, and said, "It tastes like... burning." After that, he promptly died. Afterwards, about four thousand annoying jerks did the world a big favor and jumped off a cliff, thinking they were going to hit some water -- only to find that they landed on jagged rocks, glass shards, killer-cacti, knives, needles, and other sharp objects. They died quickly enough. After all of these events happened, the author of this story was dragged off to the looney bin to be put away for life. The reason for this was being a little TOO creative with his writing.

Steel Panther - Death to all but Metal Would post the youtube link but it's NSFW.

Breaking news!!!!!!!!!! The Huskerboard.com 2010 Preseason Top 25 poll has the Nebraska Cornhuskers ranked #1. The top ten is as follows: 1. Nebraska (47) 2. Alabama 3. Virginia Tech 4. Oregon 5. TCU 6. Iowa 7. Texas 8. Oklahoma 9. Ohio State 10. Boise State Other Receiving votes: Iowa State (1 1st place vote) , Missouri (2 first place votes)

Had to go with Storm Chasers....Man v Wild a very close second.

ba-dum-dum-ting!

ummm.....first two questions= I agree with your last....kick butt indeed!

I loved that show. That show plus: =awesome prime time tv. ha ha...same wavelength with fro.

Maybe Romo's trophy chick and 'frequent contributor' to the Midwest Sports Fans blog can take over for Ti...Tim...Timm-ah. http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/featured-authors/candice-crawford/

Andy Dick is wildly overrated.

I would be ok with a 10-15 ranking when the 'real' polls come out. I hope we can just make it thru Spring/Fall camp with no injuries and play up to the level we saw in the Holiday Bowl. All we have to do is leave it all on the field and the rankings will take care of itself. The one thing I am surprised about in that article is...no espND love?

So is winning this thread. w-i-n

iwin

Wow..I can't remember when the last time (if ever) I watched a NCAA Women's Tourney bball game. Should be a fun ride hopefully.

Buaiteoir!

Bought the ring, had it verified by Balfour...Its something i always wanted to own... A piece of Husker History to pass down to my son.. I hope Aaaron Taylor doesn't read this board... ouch

vinco vici victum

TG should stick with his beloved Big XXII South reporting.... I think we will be fine across the DL...though replacing the production of #93 is definitely a tall task ahead for the coaches.

I think this one was the best. I heard about another Doritos commercial about a dog zap collar but I missed it since I had to go pick up the pizzas. My personal favorite.

I'm just hoping the game is more exciting than Puppy Bowl VI. Go Colts!

Chase Harper- 5yd TD reception.

I'll take over for ya. win.

My name is Todd...and my buddies started calling me Tood as a nickname. The GM part of it came from my managing FFL teams. Been using this board name for years now on various sports BBs. The underscore came from not wanting GMTood..Greenwich Mean Time odd?