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Just me, or is it time to be the shark smelling the blood in the water. This is our game to start to show who the Nebraska Cornhuskers can be!!!

okay time to settle this once and for all, i brought pictures to help the 'slower' members of this forum. now examine this diagrams carefully... here, we have pud coming from pitt, firing frank, trying to hire wannstedt, settling for billy c. and frank going to ohio. wannstedt gets canned and goes to pitt. later, ohio beat pitt establishing that ohio is greater than pitt. the question now is pitt greater than UNL or less than UNL? easy answer, no? well, if you still haven't figured it out, i did an equation... here, we have a scientific forumla that i totally made-up with facts i can't support. i was totally high when i did this. i mean, i was completely BAKED, man. finally, i went back to the IN-TER-NET, the source of all knowledge and pr0n. i found a page dedicated to asian race queens. this exhibit displays my total lack of focus and how i am easily distracted. i blame society and videogames plus george w. bush, as he is a popular scapegoat for people who can't take responsibility for their lives. conclusion: i have no idea what i'm talking about. i'll just watch the game on saturday and cheer-on the huskers. OK, Hack, this was REDICULOUS!!! What the he11 are you trying to do??? Stop making fun of Tommy Lee's Chemistry problems!!!

I like what the guys on 'Unsportsmanlike Conduct' were saying today...that the biggest difference between us and ND is that Weis is ADJUSTING the WCO to his offense's strengths, and BC, although he said he has adjusted his playbook, is still relying on the entire offense to learn probably WAY more than they can handle. I'm sorry, but these guys are young, and need a plan that will be more suited towards gaining WINS, not NFL experience.

"Whatchu talkin bout dbetz23?!?"

other things that may happen to taylor this year... gets run over by a combine while on the practice field. loses both his arms while reading a book... incident will become known as "the 2nd worst papercut in UNL's history." finds out his father is being held hostage by the North Koreans; he quits the team when lou gossett jr. approaches him with a implausible yet entertaing plan to steal f-16s from the Iowa Air National Guard and rescue Pappy Taylor from the godless pinko NorKoms... both dying horribly when their jets crash into the ground as NEITHER of them know how to fly. quits the team when he decides to follow his true passion: modern interpretive dance! gets a call from a sobbing Bob Stoops. "we need you, zac!" weeps bob. "now more than EVAH..!" and Taylor is killed while enroute to the bus station by rouge combine, which is inexplicably being driven by a north korean at the time. mauled to death when he visits the Henry Doorly Zoo's newest and most ill-conceived petting zoo exhibit, the rabid wolverines. canada invades america; zac, inspired by charlie sheen and patrick swayze from the movie "red dawn," forms a resistance cell to defend the rules of american football and is shot to death from behind by evil collaborator Former Fan, whom welcomes our new nothern overlords "with open arms and a glad heart!" slips and falls in the team locker room, recieving vicious blow to the head. when he wakes up, he believes that he is Carmen Miranda and is kicked from the team when he refuses to wear a helmet during practice, prefering a more stylish hat decorated with fruit. a huge alien spaceship decends upon Memorial Stadium during the Pitt-Nebraska game, hits the stadium with a giant particle-beam, killing tens of thousands of spectators and wipes out both teams, leaving a huge smoking crater. the message left by the aliens at they return to the heavens is cryptic: "WCO?!? WTF?!! LOL!!!" eats bad shellfish and lapses into a coma. wakes-up with the 'dead zone' of his brain active. zac dies selflessly as he pushes John Blake out of the way of an on-coming runaway combine that he saw in a vision. taylor reads a post by bernard. says, "screw this" and goes home. Absolutely BEAUTIFUL You are a sick individual, Hack...but funnier than he11!!!

Yeah, TT is a spread...so is their line...has anyone else seen a line play that far apart before? And it is legal? Just late-night thinking, sorry if it's incoherent

If the trend continues, we will score TWO offensive TD's this game. Pitt, or Palko, will give us another 2. NU 31 Pitt 0 Hey, it isn't TOO far from my prediction in the contest!

OK, I have to play devil's advocate on this one. As impressive as Cory was, and as little as I care about Iowa or ISU, I don't think this pick is that bad. Maybe if the game was close, but regardless of what you think about Iowa, they are a much better opponent than WF. And the Clones just SMOKED them. I'm a big supporter of the underdog outplaying the team that is supposed to roll them. McKeon, don't sweat it. Keep it up, and you'll get your due. If nothing else, it should inspire you to continue dominating.

HUSKERS 27 Pitt 7 Rush 166 Pass 199 C'mon Big Red...DOMINATE!!!!

On a lighter note, did anyone think it was funny how OU RAN the ball almost nonstop the last quarter and a half?!? Their QB situation is just disgusting...and aren't they getting BETTER recruits than everyone else? They didn't acctualy attempt a pass in the second half. Every single play was a run. Thanks Jake...that's kinda what I thought...talk about 'second half adjustments'

I think Glenn is the 'statement' of bad offensive play-calling. We NEVER use a FB, NO team would think we're gonna run it if he came in, so that's why it would work. I don't know. Maybe we'll figure it out eventually. Or maybe he's on track to redshirt. Who knows.

Please tell me that happens SOON!

Tech's offense? You are joking right? Tech's offense is unwatchable. Yeah, you're right...I HATE seeing my team torch opponents 70-10.

On a lighter note, did anyone think it was funny how OU RAN the ball almost nonstop the last quarter and a half?!? Their QB situation is just disgusting...and aren't they getting BETTER recruits than everyone else?

(5) You said it all, road rat.

12 T, 1 INT, 1 FF, 2 Sacks, and a HILARIOUS interview! ALL BIG 12 in my book!

All night my buddy and I was watching #79 do absolutely NOTHING. I never saw the name (I don't always pick up on the lineman, but this game I wanted to find the problem areas), and didn't know who it was. He ran alongside Ross one play, watching him get his ASS kicked, while blocking NO ONE. I read alot of posts, hearing -'s about Thomas. Sure enough, #79. I've seen enough. BC, if you have COMPLETELY NO ONE that can take over the Left Tackle position, you either better cancel the rest of the season after Pitt, or make funeral arrangements for your QB and RB because this guy does not care, doesn't get it, or is thinking about something else the whole game. Can Patrick move in? Helming slide over? Please do something. I have been freaking about the O-Line, now I see a LARGE part of the problem. Hell, put Ross in at LT and let Lucky run it, because Ross may be undersized, but he has the heart of a lion, and would at least sacrifice himself to make an ATTEMPT to help his team. Thomas will not.

Have you considered running for president? Or even governor?

In a couple of years...

Nope.

Fluellen dropped a sure first down in the first half that hit him right between the numbers. I didn't see that...my bad

No Brooks, Flu and Flore got NO passes to them. Probably a good thing, since most of our receivers can't catch anyway. Our offense is a freaking joke

It makes me ill how these guys CANNOT catch the ball. I've seen far less talent hang on to passes. This is getting rediculous. I saw both Leflore and Fluellen out there, given NO chance. Why? Is their catching ability even worse? I'm sure next year we'll hear about them not playing much because they can't catch passes. But tell me who can consistantly.

I may be able to attend the Pitt game party...keep me posted!

Don't worry Jake...I think the telling picture is the picture of Bowden showing where the NU and OSU program was going at halftime a couple years ago. If Terry knew anything, he'd have the Broncos going up and the Chefs...well, he probably would've broken his hand on the floor had he been talking about the Chefs.