Moiraine

So, yeah. Football season starts in 2 days.

The four of us wolves. Running around the desert together. Looking for strippers and cocaine.

My wife installed the toilet paper to be under unwound. I think it's time for a divorce.

Husker plates are ordered. Look out for "HU5KER 7"

Ex-wife makes 100K a year. I make 30-31K a year w/ a $525 truck payment and a $800 mortgage payment. I have to pay $325 for child support and $125 for daycare. Whos getting screwed here?

50 days until Husker football.

SHOULDN'T BO BE DOING FOOTBALL STUFF?!?! http://journalstar.com/sports/huskers/life-in-the-red/pelini-throws-out-first-pitch-at-wrigley/article_1778bfe6-ea91-11e2-8cbf-0019bb2963f4.html

Kinda hot in these rhinos.