Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Ah drunk people...will they ever say what they mean? Below you’ll find some common drunk phrases and what they translate to in sober language. I hope this helps you gauge whether or not it’s a good idea to let your buddy in the car when he claims he’s “totally fine, dude.” (Drunk Term = Sober Translation) I LOVE This Song! = I KNOW This Song! Dude, all the chicks at this party are ugly = Dude, none of the chicks at this party will talk to me. Man, I’m hungry = Man, if I don’t eat right now I am going to be puking all over this bar…again. You’re really pretty = I’m going to be ashamed of it tomorrow but tonight is all about instant gratification, honey. Want to watch a movie? = Want to come over to my room for some extremely creepy back rubbing and some equally disturbing neck-nibbling? I’m soooo drunk = I’m planting a seed in your head that will eventually grow into a beautiful tree which excuses me from blame for my actions tonight. I just, like, want to help animals, ya know? = I just, like, want to get in your pants, ya know? You’re my best friend, man = You’re my only friend in arm’s reach right now and I need someone to pay for this shot, man. I don’t want to ruin the friendship = You’re a nice girl but you’re very heavy and I’d rather pretend I value our friendship than spend tomorrow dreaming up ways to kill myself. This is the BEST night of my LIFE! = This is the BEST night of my WEEKEND! Let’s take a walk, this bar is crowded = I prefer my handjobs outdoors. I’m totally fine, dude = I’m totally going to be needing a toilet or bucket in about five minutes, dude. What’s up, Bro? = What’s up, guy-who’s-name-I-can’t-ever-remember? Who wants to dance? = Who wants to watch me stumble around the party, waving my arms, spilling my drink and pile-driving my genitals into anything wearing a skirt? Hey, did you get the notes from Bio? = Hey, I’m going to ask you about class because I’m too scared to ask you out. I had, like, ten beers before I even came out = I'm, like, the kind of guy that lies about how much I drink. Dude, I didn’t even make it out of the dorms last night! = Dude, my girlfriend made me stay in and watch the Gilmore Girls season 1 DVD with her last night! Now, seriously, who wants to watch a movie? Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 haha! i think i heard just about every one of those last night Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Ah, but the question is - did any of 'em work? Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 I'm glad I never remember saying any of those... although it is guaranteed I have said them and much worse for that matter... Quote Link to comment
Eric the Red Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 That's funny Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 So true!!!! I've said this before........."No I'm fine man I don't throw up when I drink............5 minutes later...........PULL THE CAR OVER PULL THE CAR OVER!!!!" Quote Link to comment
Hawkeyehusker Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 So true.. Quote Link to comment
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