slacker Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Irregular News for 11.27.06 New Port Richey, FL -- A woman's body was found wedged upside-down behind a bookcase in the home she shared with relatives who had spent nearly two weeks looking for her. A spokesman for the Pasco County Sheriff's Office said Mariesa Weber's death was not suspicious. Family members said they believe she fell over as she tried to adjust the plug of a television behind the bookshelf. Weber, 38, returned home Oct. 28 and greeted her mother, then wasn't seen again. Her family thought she had been kidnapped and contacted authorities. Family members scoured her room for clues but found nothing, though they did notice a strange smell. On Nov. 9, Weber's sister went into her bedroom and looked behind a bookcase, where she saw the woman's foot. Using a flashlight the family saw Weber was wedged upside-down behind the unit. "I'm sleeping in the same house as her for 11 days, looking for her," her mother, Connie Weber, told the St. Petersburg Times. "And she's right in the bedroom." Both Weber and her sister had previously adjusted the television plug by standing on a bureau next to the shelf and leaning over the top. Her family believes Weber, who was 5-foot-3 and barely 100 pounds, may have fallen headfirst into the space. "She's a little thing," her mother said. "And the bookcase is 6 feet tall and solid. And she couldn't get out." The sheriff's office said Weber appeared to have died because she was unable to breathe in the position she was in. source Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Wow....... Quote Link to comment
DaveH Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 She couldn't, oh i don't know, YELL FOR HELP? Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 More thinning of the gene pool.......... Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 She couldn't, oh i don't know, YELL FOR HELP? Actually, probably not. When she fell in, her chest was compressed by her weight, and she couldn't expand it enough to draw air to yell. A pretty horrible way to die... Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 She couldn't, oh i don't know, YELL FOR HELP? Actually, probably not. When she fell in, her chest was compressed by her weight, and she couldn't expand it enough to draw air to yell. A pretty horrible way to die... Yeah that would be............drowning and burning are the worst ways to die IMO...... Quote Link to comment
slacker Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 Yeah that would be............drowning and burning are the worst ways to die IMO...... Wood chipper would be pretty bad too. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Yeah that would be............drowning and burning are the worst ways to die IMO...... Wood chipper would be pretty bad too. Shark attack, being chomped up by razor blades = not fun Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Yeah that would be............drowning and burning are the worst ways to die IMO...... Wood chipper would be pretty bad too. Good point!!! I heard about some guy who made the Darwin's list or something like that.........this big industrial wood chipper he was working with got jammed so what does he do??? He get's on the conveyor belt and jumps up and down on the clog!!!! Needless to say he got the clog out and greased the gears at the same time!!!! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 The slowest and most painfull death would be to be a scum fan Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 The slowest and most painfull death would be to be a scum fan Ok now that takes the cake!!!! Quote Link to comment
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