slacker Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Irregular News for 11.27.06 Japan -- A man who was stopped and subjected to a breath test Friday thought he had hit on a way of getting off scot-free; and was duly surprised when police arrested him for eating the piece of paper with his test results. Hiroki Ito, 28, a plumber from Yokkaichi, is accused of destroying an official document and drunk driving, police announced on Saturday. He admitted to the allegations during questioning. "I thought I could destroy the evidence by swallowing the paper," he was quoted as telling investigators. At about 11 p.m. on Friday, he was caught driving his car while intoxicated on a street in Yokkaichi, local police said. While being questioned by police, Ito suddenly tore off a printout of the results from his breathalyzer test and swallowed it. Unfortunately for him, the breathalyzer also recorded the data. source Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Yeah real smart moron!!!! They can print it off again if they need to!!!! Quote Link to comment
eliot1171 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Yeah real smart moron!!!! They can print it off again if they need to!!!! Sounds like you know or something Quote Link to comment
gamecocks Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Lets not judge people that have gotten a DUI or at least have had to get a breathalizer test done. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Yeah real smart moron!!!! They can print it off again if they need to!!!! Sounds like you know or something Yeah I've given the test quite a few times....... Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 as you tell the hot blonde just put it in you mouth and blow Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 as you tell the hot blonde just put it in you mouth and blow I'm Deputy Martin and I'll be your molesting officer this evening...........have you ever heard of the skin flute test??? You haven't well let me explain how this works..........first you close your eyes and do not open them under any circumstances!!!! Failure to comply will result in an automatic failure of this test and you will be prosecuted within the full scope of the law!!!! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 If you were to go any further you may implicate yourself Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 If you were to go any further you may implicate yourself Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 If you were to go any further you may implicate impale yourself There - that's better... Quote Link to comment
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