Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 ratted out Ted Turner who trained the pubes and used them for evil. When all of a sudden.... Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 TED WAS HUMPED BY ONE OF HIS BUFFALOES IN WESTERN NEBRASKA AND... Quote Link to comment
Chef K Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Because of that he was made the new president of sCUm. Ted vowed that Buffallo's football program would...... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 get better or the football team was going to be raped daily by ralphie......little did ted know, but the sCUm football team started throwing games on purpose. However..... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Ted had merged Ralphie with that medieval d00d in the purple suit which. . . . . . Â Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 led josh freeman to come out of the closet and confess... Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 That he once took on the entire football team before a game right up to the time his dad walked in and... Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 ...gave him the sloppiest reacharound in the history of gay midget porn, then... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 ...Britney Spears wanted to show everyone how smooth her head was so she had Freeman bend over and she took at running start and slid right into his a$$ and everyone else...... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 gasped in amazement Wow they exclaimed we bet that hurt. Britney said NAH I used Ben Gay to lube my head up and JF loves. . . . . . . Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 the burning sensation in his rectum, she also uses tabasco sauce on special occasions like when.... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton are into for a "Skank" night out. just when you thought it couldnt get any more disgusting............. Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 AR greased up the MOAB with Icy Hot and with the manual dexterity only an attorney could exhibit....... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 ....he went inside it, armed it, and then that baby launched and it flew with so much velocity it stuck right in Paris Hilton's...... Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 gapping hole that she uses as a mouth and spews out... Quote Link to comment
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