huskernumerouno Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Told him he could not go to any Husker games, which he said was cruel and unusual punishment and ...... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 ...he ran crying like a little girl to his room where he.... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 soothed his fragile psyche with pronographic thoughts of husker rob in a thong and combat boots(PT condition 5) when. . . . Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 out of the blue comes the entire scum football team dancing in pink tutu's down main street Des moines... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Upon seeing this BRI grabs his side arm and goes on a rampage shooting ever single one of them and when he's done he steals their pink tutus so.... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 ISU would not have to go without uniforms this fall while in Miami. . . . . . Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 and BRI is awarded the nobel prize for humanitarian efforts for putting the entire bluff team out of its missery.... Quote Link to comment
Chef K Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 But still there was a dark presence over college football, a huge gaping purple hole around Man{love}hattan Kansas it was............................... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 was swallowing everything up, like Ron Prince at a $1.99 all you can eat buffet. Ironically the gaping hole ended up being Freeman's ARSE after a night on the town with the O-Linemen. Art Bell flew in from Nevada to investigate................ Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 ...and he found out that Prince was actually el chupacabra and... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 he decided to dress him up in purple and display him with all the other circus freaks in KSUcks country. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 where he was beaten up by a bunch of transvestites and Freeman tried to save him but... Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 was ceremonisly ass raped by a queer biker gang from ..... Quote Link to comment
Sugalean Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 was ceremonisly ass raped by a queer biker gang from ..... Â South Bend where it was widely reported that these bad azzes had T.D. Jesus tied up and gagged at a disclosed place. So I .... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 called up Chuck Norris to help, but he reminded me that it was Notre Dame then said f#*k em. Ozzy stumbled by and said........... Quote Link to comment
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