AR Husker Fan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain. "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static." "Sorry about that," the clerk responded. "We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" Mary replied, "Head Cleaner." Quote Link to comment
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rawhide Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I don't appreciate jokes about my wife. She's so innocent. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 you could have fun with someone that gullable Quote Link to comment
MCAT800 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Where's she from again??? Quote Link to comment
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