husker rob Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House." He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is LAW. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The f*ckin' funeral director would be my first guess." Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 HUSKER MAN LAW! Except for the funeral director part. Quote Link to comment
MCAT800 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Way to put her in her place Wish I could Quote Link to comment
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