huskernumerouno Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? 20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?" 22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. Quote Link to comment
DaveH Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Honestly, some of those are too smart for Larry Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 16, 2007 Author Share Posted March 16, 2007 You are probably correct, but then again he may be smarter than any of us think. Look how rich he is by playing stupid. Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 haha those are great You are probably correct, but then again he may be smarter than any of us think. Look how rich he is by playing stupid. he IS a Husker fan...... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I dont know why...but that cracks me up. It's so stupid that I just can't help laughing. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 18, 2007 Author Share Posted March 18, 2007 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I dont know why...but that cracks me up. It's so stupid that I just can't help laughing. it is in case you want to have a double date. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I dont know why...but that cracks me up. It's so stupid that I just can't help laughing. it is in case you want to have a double date. Yeah you call one the stranger because it doesn't quite feel the same!!!! Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 I hate you guys. Quote Link to comment
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