huskernumerouno Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Carol was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a sex party at a hotel and arrested a whole group of prostitutes, Carol among them. The police then took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Carol's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter standing in line.Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear? Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Carol told her grandmother that the police were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some."Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied... "I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry." BRI fainted. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 You should see some of the prostitutes in Des Moines............pretty damn rough around the edges if you ask me!!!! Quote Link to comment
hskrdedhed Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 You should see some of the prostitutes in Des Moines............pretty damn rough around the edges if you ask me!!!! There are prostitutes in Des Moines? Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Thats an awesome joke uno... Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 You should see some of the prostitutes in Des Moines............pretty damn rough around the edges if you ask me!!!! There are prostitutes in Des Moines? Yeah real nasty ones too!!!! Quote Link to comment
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