Roxy Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband: "I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment." The husband replies: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." He never even heard the shot... __________________ Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 I would have taken the mag out first. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Imagine if she was suffering from PMS - he'd have been in bloody little pieces all over the floor, walls and ceiling... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 The scene from Fargo with the wood chipper comes to mind. Quote Link to comment
huskerfan500 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 at least he was honest Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 This is a time when honesty is a bad thing! Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 at least he was honest We are not looking for honest ...just luv... Tell her what she wants to hear and we all walk out alive!!! Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 at least he was honest We are not looking for honest ...just luv... Tell her what she wants to hear and we all walk out alive!!! Ah, but that't the trick, isn't it? Trying to figure out "what she wants to hear" is akin to playing Russin Roulette with a fully loaded gun... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 That is great... Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 at least he was honest We are not looking for honest ...just luv... Tell her what she wants to hear and we all walk out alive!!! Quote Link to comment
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