huskernumerouno Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 HEADLINES 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia ,formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United Statescrops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan,Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 20 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over byJamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly i llegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Where was Chelsea Georgina Clinton-Guiliani ??? not another Waco Tabaco Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Brilliant. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Where was Chelsea Georgina Clinton-Guiliani ??? not another Waco Tabaco for the longest time everyone thought that Bill Clinton was Chelsea's dad, turns out that it was really Janet Reno so it would be Reno-Guiliani Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted June 15, 2007 Author Share Posted June 15, 2007 from what I hear janet reno only mates with silver back gorrillas, so there is a good chance she is chelsa's father figure Quote Link to comment
DaveH Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Huskerboard continues reign as best Husker message board ever. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 More like "Huskerboard international once again tops sales this month!!!" Quote Link to comment
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