huskernumerouno Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Tray up, B**ch." Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Drowning you have to be nice, bring the claws back in Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 you a stand up girly man drowning Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I can see him now holding a jar of vasoline and saying "wanna wrastle!!" Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I can see him now holding a jar of vasoline and saying "wanna wrastle!!" you have some really weird sexual fantasies dont you BRI? Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I can see him now holding a jar of vasoline and saying "wanna wrastle!!" you have some really weird sexual fantasies dont you BRI? Let's not do this because it could get ugly.......................I think the time space continuum would crash. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I can see him now holding a jar of vasoline and saying "wanna wrastle!!" you have some really weird sexual fantasies dont you BRI? Let's not do this because it could get ugly.......................I think the time space continuum would crash. i am feeling a little better, do you want to start Smackdown 2007 part daux? Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I can see him now holding a jar of vasoline and saying "wanna wrastle!!" you have some really weird sexual fantasies dont you BRI? Let's not do this because it could get ugly.......................I think the time space continuum would crash. i am feeling a little better, do you want to start Smackdown 2007 part daux? No my fingers still hurt from the last one................ Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I hate you guys... Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 I hate you guys... That is not what you said to BRI last night Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 love///hate a really fine line without distinct borders. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I hate you guys... That is not what you said to BRI last night I thought that was to you... No. NO. No. Gay. I'm going to go hammer up some dry-wall. Feel manly. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I hate you guys... That is not what you said to BRI last night I thought that was to you... No. NO. No. Gay. I'm going to go hammer up some dry-wall. Feel manly. make sure you drink beer and hit your thumb with the hammer a couple of times Quote Link to comment
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