huskernumerouno Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 While she was "flying" down the road yesterday in her Charger, a woman passed over a Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in Wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up To two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I Work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly But surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a-hole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 thats funny dont even think about making a joke about me. 10 demerits for each letter in any smart ass reply this goes for everyone Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 hmmmmmm does that sound like anyone from a state just east of NEBRASKA??????? Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 hmmmmmm does that sound like anyone from a state just east of NEBRASKA??????? Funny fu&*#r aren't ya?!...............................Don't forget what Junior does Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 he ain't here right now and if you wanted him to know you would tell him yourself, right? Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 And ever since then husker rob was in love. That's 340 demerits for me. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 And ever since then husker rob was in love. That's 340 demerits for me. actually it is 550 demerits, smartass security you know what to do Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted July 9, 2007 Author Share Posted July 9, 2007 I need BOOBS Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I need BOOBS no, you need a woman with some big boobs you just wouldnt look right with boobs bro Quote Link to comment
MCAT800 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 That's so not funny uh BRI Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 I need BOOBS no, you need a woman with some big boobs you just wouldnt look right with boobs bro Thanks for the informitive post. Yes I need test subjects for my BOOB research. Come on girls. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Here's some breast for you uno... Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 god you guys make me laugh!!! thanks much!! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 we try now get in line for the boob research Quote Link to comment
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