ohiohusker Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Water vs. Wine In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. Since I'm going to Jamboree in the Hills (a huge outdoor country music festival)for 4 days....thought this ought to pertain! Go to jamboreeinthehills.com and check it out! Quote Link to comment
Necava Husker Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Okay, I am convinced. Anyone have an extra keg tap, so I can keep a cold one in my fridge? I gave mine away when I graduated from college. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Okay, I am convinced. Anyone have an extra keg tap, so I can keep a cold one in my fridge? I gave mine away when I graduated from college. home depot sells the Kegerator Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Wine gives me diarrhea... Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 its the grapes my friend...you learn to adapt...keep drinking and your body will adapt...promise, sort of. I'm still adapting Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Wine gives me diarrhea... Thunderbird and Mad Dog are not really wine, and Wine Coolers dont count either. if it has a screw top, probably not a top of the line wine Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Wine gives me diarrhea... Thunderbird and Mad Dog are not really wine, and Wine Coolers dont count either. if it has a screw top, probably not a top of the line wine Actually the only kind I've ever drank is Franzia... in a box. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Wine gives me diarrhea... Thunderbird and Mad Dog are not really wine, and Wine Coolers dont count either. if it has a screw top, probably not a top of the line wine Actually the only kind I've ever drank is Franzia... in a box. prolly not the greatest either Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Wine in my book sucks no matter what it is called Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Wine in my book sucks no matter what it is called Amen! I'll stick to biting through beer kegs and chuggin' that sh#t!! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Wine in my book sucks no matter what it is called Amen! I'll stick to biting through beer kegs and chuggin' that sh#t!! back to the lessons of life wine has a higher alcohol content than beer does Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Wine in my book sucks no matter what it is called Amen! I'll stick to biting through beer kegs and chuggin' that sh#t!! back to the lessons of life wine has a higher alcohol content than beer does Yes it does but if you use that logic why not tap into the dehy column at the etanol plant and drink 200 proof. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Wine in my book sucks no matter what it is called Amen! I'll stick to biting through beer kegs and chuggin' that sh#t!! back to the lessons of life wine has a higher alcohol content than beer does Yes it does but if you use that logic why not tap into the dehy column at the etanol plant and drink 200 proof. because of the cyclo-hexane..........not a good thing do be going into someones body Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 But it's such a rush! Quote Link to comment
Landlord Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Just remember guys... EVERYBODY who has ever drank water in their life......has died. Think about it. Quote Link to comment
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