Roxy Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from San Antonio, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense. The deputy says," License and registration, please." "What for?" says the lawyer. The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy. License and registration, please." The lawyer says, "What's the difference?" "The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says. Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." "That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says. At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving sh -- out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?" Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 watch out for those stop signs AR Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Got anything smart a$$ to say now AR??? Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 *crickets chirping* Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from San Antonio, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense. The deputy says," License and registration, please." "What for?" says the lawyer. The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy. License and registration, please." The lawyer says, "What's the difference?" "The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says. Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." "That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says. At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving sh -- out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?" Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 That is a classic Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Got anything smart a$$ to say now AR??? Counts money from multi-million dollar judgment... Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Got anything smart a$$ to say now AR??? Counts money from multi-million dollar judgment... That's fine at least I got you to jail for refusing to sign your ticket for a little while. I think that would be long enough for Bubba to get a hold of you!!!! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Got anything smart a$$ to say now AR??? Counts money from multi-million dollar judgment... That's fine at least I got you to jail for refusing to sign your ticket for a little while. I think that would be long enough for Bubba to get a hold of you!!!! dont laugh BRI. the multi million dollar judgment wasnt for getting his ass beat by the deputy, it was for the pain an suffering that he had to endure seeing you stand at the cell door, with your pants around your ankles, stroking little willie, while saying "its ok Bubba, I promise I'll just watch this time" Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Got anything smart a$$ to say now AR??? Counts money from multi-million dollar judgment... That's fine at least I got you to jail for refusing to sign your ticket for a little while. I think that would be long enough for Bubba to get a hold of you!!!! dont laugh BRI. the multi million dollar judgment wasnt for getting his ass beat by the deputy, it was for the pain an suffering that he had to endure seeing you stand at the cell door, with your pants around your ankles, stroking little willie, while saying "its ok Bubba, I promise I'll just watch this time" Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Got anything smart a$$ to say now AR??? Counts money from multi-million dollar judgment... That's fine at least I got you to jail for refusing to sign your ticket for a little while. I think that would be long enough for Bubba to get a hold of you!!!! I bow to your obvious experince in having Bubba getting hold of you. He must have done it often for it to inspire such deep emotions in you. So often, in fact, that one can draw no other conclusion but that with you it's...voluntary! No wonder you keep Bubba under lock and key! Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Got anything smart a$$ to say now AR??? Counts money from multi-million dollar judgment... That's fine at least I got you to jail for refusing to sign your ticket for a little while. I think that would be long enough for Bubba to get a hold of you!!!! I bow to your obvious experince in having Bubba getting hold of you. He must have done it often for it to inspire such deep emotions in you. So often, in fact, that one can draw no other conclusion but that with you it's...voluntary! No wonder you keep Bubba under lock and key! Yeah his worthless defense lawyer can't seem to get him out!!!! Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Got anything smart a$$ to say now AR??? Counts money from multi-million dollar judgment... That's fine at least I got you to jail for refusing to sign your ticket for a little while. I think that would be long enough for Bubba to get a hold of you!!!! I bow to your obvious experince in having Bubba getting hold of you. He must have done it often for it to inspire such deep emotions in you. So often, in fact, that one can draw no other conclusion but that with you it's...voluntary! No wonder you keep Bubba under lock and key! Yeah his worthless defense lawyer can't seem to get him out!!!! Your lack of denial of Bubba's intimate knowledge of your anal recesses is noted. Thank you, and good night. NEXT! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Do we need football season to get here soon or what Quote Link to comment
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