Why I fired my Secretary Joke

[Roxy]

Why I fired my Secretary!

 

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.

 

I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

 

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied.

 

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

 

And I just sat there-on the couch-naked.

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Why I fired my Secretary!

 

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.

 

I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

 

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied.

 

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

 

And I just sat there-on the couch-naked.

[husker rob]

yeah, i would have to fire her also.......she could have given a BJ before slipping into something more comfortable

[HuskerNCo]

you nasty men... always about you

[husker rob]

you nasty men... always about you

for you, you have to be in the mood

 

for us you just have to be in the room

[HuskerNCo]

you nasty men... always about you

for you, you have to be in the mood

 

for us you just have to be in the room

 

that's cause men are so easy, we women like to make it, let's just say, interesting.

[AR Husker Fan]

you nasty men... always about you

for you, you have to be in the mood

 

for us you just have to be in the room

that's cause men are so easy reasonable, we women like to make it, let's just say, interesting difficult.

Corrected for accuracy...

[HuskerNCo]

you nasty men... always about you

for you, you have to be in the mood

 

for us you just have to be in the room

that's cause men are so easy reasonable, we women like to make it, let's just say, interesting difficult.

Corrected for accuracy...

hey!! You stop that!

[BIGREDIOWAN]

you nasty men... always about you

for you, you have to be in the mood

 

for us you just have to be in the room

that's cause men are so easy reasonable, we women like to make it, let's just say, interesting difficult.

Corrected for accuracy...

hey!! You stop that!

It's the truth!!!!

[HuskerNCo]

maybe in your world.

not every woman is a freakin drama queen that holds out.

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Ma'am don't take this the wrong way please..................................but do you have a daughter???

[AR Husker Fan]

Ma'am don't take this the wrong way please..................................but do you have a daughter???

 

And does she have a sister? Oh, and I really don't care if you take it the wrong way...

[huskernumerouno]

The backlash of this could be severe

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Ma'am don't take this the wrong way please..................................but do you have a daughter???

 

And does she have a sister? Oh, and I really don't care if you take it the wrong way...

More importantly, daughter?

[tattooedhusker]

not touching this one...