Best Comeback Line Ever

[huskernation20]

Best Comeback Line. This was apparently in the Washington Post - the title of which was, "Best Come Back Line Ever."

 

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence,

22 year old white male resident of Dacula , GA , in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett county

courthouse on Monday.

 

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was

no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the

road picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

 

"Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

 

"That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor . "I walked up to Lawrence and he was just......pumping away at this pumpkin."

 

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence . "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having

sex with a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,

 

"A pumpkin?" "OH my God, is it midnight already?"

[Husker_Power]

[BIGREDIOWAN]

[N Bug]

My favorite comeback. Tommie Frazier to Warren Sapp in the Orange Bowl. After returning to the game in the 4th quarter; Sapp says to Tommie "Hey Boy, where you been?" Tommie replies; "It's not where I've been fat boy, it's where I'm going!"

 

GO BIG RED

[BIGREDIOWAN]

That's great as well.....

[rawhide]

SAHWEET. maybe the pumpkin also,. .. well prior to the alleged abuse. where's the duct tape

[HUSKER 37]

Best Comeback Line. This was apparently in the Washington Post - the title of which was, "Best Come Back Line Ever."

 

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence,

22 year old white male resident of Dacula , GA , in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett county

courthouse on Monday.

 

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was

no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the

road picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

 

"Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

 

"That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor . "I walked up to Lawrence and he was just......pumping away at this pumpkin."

 

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence . "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having

sex with a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,

 

"A pumpkin?" "OH my God, is it midnight already?"

 

Beat you by 3 hours?

 

http://www.huskerboard.com/forums/index.ph...st&p=196175

 

Actually, I heard it on the radio a couple of years ago..Googled it last night for another post ... was a little sad to see it was only an urban legend

[HuskerJosh82]

that is pretty good, I bet the cop couldn't even keep a straight face.

[rawhide]

Better than the vid of that dep sheriff in ??Texas making that dOOd dance before she hooked him up for deuce. Just too bad it's U.L. and there would be a vid of it. DAMN Drowning would never get a date again unless it was a mincemeat pie.

[T_O_Bull]

My favorite comeback. Tommie Frazier to Warren Sapp in the Orange Bowl. After returning to the game in the 4th quarter; Sapp says to Tommie "Hey Boy, where you been?" Tommie replies; "It's not where I've been fat boy, it's where I'm going!"

 

GO BIG RED

 

After the game I sent Sapp an envelope with a tablespoon ful of Nebraska dirt. The enclosed letter said that he should consider that he had his nose rubbed in it.