College Football Fan Rules

[Hawkeyehusker]

I saw this on another site and didn't see it here yet. It's worth a look.

 

 

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=rules/070905

[Bugeater]

Don't fruit the beer.

[AR Husker Fan]

Hilarious! Thanks for posting!

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

That was pretty good.

 

11. Please observe the following age limits on female attire: • 25-and-under: Baby-doll tank top, or sports bra if spelling out letter with body paint; cowboy hats; short shorts with team nickname on rear; nothing but a letter of intent and a smile (recruiting hostesses only)

I like this one.

[Foppa]

Pretty good stuff, had to send it to buddies.

[hack]

26. Please observe the following age guidelines on appropriate thoughts to have while ogling the USC song girls:

• 11-15: What is this strange tingling feeling?
  
• 16-18: College is going to be awesome.
  
• 18-24: Damn, I wish she'd wear that skirt to sociology class.
  
• 25-35: College was awesome.
  
• 36-50: Damn, I wish she'd wear a burka or something. That could be my baby daughter!
  
• 51-75: Gee, what a lovely young lady. I hope she meets a nice boy.
  
• 75-over: What is this strange tingling feeling? Do I have to go to the bathroom again?
  

 

for the record, my reaction was *EXACTLY* the 25-35 range when i saw the huskers at the USC game.

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

My favorite:

 

39. Anyone who calls Division I-AA by the new name "Division I Football Championship Subdivision" must receive one punch directly to the throat.

 

[no_name_needed_2001]

56. You are allowed one e-mail per season to a media outlet – local or national – bitterly complaining about the lack of respect for your school and the obvious media bias against your conference.

[BIGREDIOWAN]

56. You are allowed one e-mail per season to a media outlet – local or national – bitterly complaining about the lack of respect for your school and the obvious media bias against your conference.

Done!!!!!!

[maryland husker]

56. You are allowed one e-mail per season to a media outlet – local or national – bitterly complaining about the lack of respect for your school and the obvious media bias against your conference.

 

oops. it seems i've exceeded my limit after only week 1. do i get a spanking or something???

[bleedNUred]

My favorite:

 

39. Anyone who calls Division I-AA by the new name "Division I Football Championship Subdivision" must receive one punch directly to the throat.

 

LMAO! Good sh#t right there!

[papersun87]

40. You must make at least one road trip while in college without tickets or a hotel room lined up ahead of time.

DOIN' IT!! Kansas game, baby!!