This Poor Kid

[TarheelTrojan]

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This Poor Kid

 

Chicago , IL (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cook County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

 

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

 

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

 

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Notre Dame Fighting Irish Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[skersfan]

Thanks Tarheel.

 

We need a little laughter around here. Some are taking this loss way to seriously.

 

Great game, and thanks for being a class fan.

 

I am sure we will regain that status in a couple of weeks, but most right now are truly amazed, dumbfounded by the game. Realistically I knew it could happen, had just hoped it would not be as bad as it turned out. Your talent was obvious.

[TarheelTrojan]

Thanks Tarheel.

 

We need a little laughter around here. Some are taking this loss way to seriously.

 

Great game, and thanks for being a class fan.

 

I am sure we will regain that status in a couple of weeks, but most right now are truly amazed, dumbfounded by the game. Realistically I knew it could happen, had just hoped it would not be as bad as it turned out. Your talent was obvious.

Thanks.

 

Cheer up guys its not the end of the world. You are not that bad.

 

Read this and laugh

[newenglandhusker]

Thanks Tarheel.

 

We need a little laughter around here. Some are taking this loss way to seriously.

 

Great game, and thanks for being a class fan.

 

I am sure we will regain that status in a couple of weeks, but most right now are truly amazed, dumbfounded by the game. Realistically I knew it could happen, had just hoped it would not be as bad as it turned out. Your talent was obvious.

[HuskerJosh82]

Thanks Tarheel.

 

We need a little laughter around here. Some are taking this loss way to seriously.

 

Great game, and thanks for being a class fan.

 

I am sure we will regain that status in a couple of weeks, but most right now are truly amazed, dumbfounded by the game. Realistically I knew it could happen, had just hoped it would not be as bad as it turned out. Your talent was obvious.

Thanks.

 

Cheer up guys its not the end of the world. You are not that bad.

 

Read this and laugh

 

 

Thanks, a lot of people need this.

[Foppa]

An old spin on a very old joke.

 

Please go back to football...there are enough jokes going around (and posting) here. You are a good poster, though, TarheelTrojan.

[hskrdedhed]

That was good!

[zoogs]

That's the first time I've heard this joke...very, very well done! Haha...did not expect it at all. Thanks, TarheelTrojan!

[TarheelTrojan]

An old spin on a very old joke.

 

Please go back to football...there are enough jokes going around (and posting) here. You are a good poster, though, TarheelTrojan.

OK. I was a bad boy. Back to football!

 

Texas sucks.

[skersfan]

Beat Texas or Taco Meat would have been better.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

An old spin on a very old joke.

 

Please go back to football...there are enough jokes going around (and posting) here. You are a good poster, though, TarheelTrojan.

OK. I was a bad boy. Back to football!

 

Texas sucks.

Yes...............yes they do!!!!!

[bluiz18]

Thats great!!! I was waiting for a punchline from the get go