HSKRNOKC Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I called in tonight, man it pissed my boss off. What are the best excuses that you have used or know of to play hooky?? Quote Link to comment
808Husker in KCMO Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I called in dead in High School for some Joe Job once. Well, I had a friend pretend to be my mom and she cried on the phone and everything. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I'm thinking about doing it this Saturday what do you guys think??? I mean it is the Huskers!!!! I usually just give the whole I've been on the toilet all night long and that I'm calling them from the toilet and they are usually like "Okay Okay no more bye!!" Quote Link to comment
808Husker in KCMO Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 You should have NWA playing in the background when you call in. Quote Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted September 19, 2007 Author Share Posted September 19, 2007 You should have NWA playing in the background when you call in. Quote Link to comment
DJR313 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I called in with a dead relative...at 12:45...from the bar I was at, while I was shitfaced out of my mind. Quote Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 Excuses I have used..... 3 car wrecks, Stomache troubles including today at least 10 times. Lost count, kidney stones, alergic reaction, bad knee, diabetes- blood sugar/ eyes. Many more that havent come to me yet. Work sucks every now and then I need a ME day. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I call them psych days!!!! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Tell them you need to go see an eye doctor because you just cant see yourself working today. Quote Link to comment
huskernation20 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Tell them your going to Church to pray......that the Husker D-fense will actually show up for a game!!!! Quote Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted September 24, 2007 Author Share Posted September 24, 2007 Tell them you need to go see an eye doctor because you just cant see yourself working today. Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I call them psych days!!!! Someone I knew in high school would occasionally take "mental health days." Quote Link to comment
California Husker Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 None of these are mine but these are some that my colleagues have used. My credit card was stolen and I had to spend the day on the phone with the bank. My house was being tented for termites and something went wrong with the gas. I have to take my kid to the doctor (he didn't have any kids). And one of my friends had at least four or five grandmothers die. The supervisors at that company weren't too bright. Quote Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted September 25, 2007 Author Share Posted September 25, 2007 None of these are mine but these are some that my colleagues have used. My credit card was stolen and I had to spend the day on the phone with the bank. My house was being tented for termites and something went wrong with the gas. I have to take my kid to the doctor (he didn't have any kids). And one of my friends had at least four or five grandmothers die. The supervisors at that company weren't too bright. I like the one about the kids. Quote Link to comment
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