Little Joe and his Bicycle

[husker rob]

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father

said,

 

"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and

your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

 

The next day Joe's father saw his son Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase in hand.

 

Surprised, he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

 

Little Joe told him,"I'm leaving. Last night I walked past your room and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard Mom tell you to wait because she was coming too.

 

I'll be damned if I'm staying here all by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike.

[huskernumerouno]

Good one

[huskernation20]

Classical...and a great laugh!!!

[tattooedhusker]

[BIGREDIOWAN]

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Nice.