The Office (US)

[seed60]

[Michael reads off complaints filed by Dwight]

Michael Scott: OK, so Dwight, in your own words: "Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert."

Michael Scott: Everyone has called me "Dwayne" all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to.

Jim Halpert: [to camera, laughs] Yes. Five bucks each, and it was totally worth it.

Michael Scott: This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer, and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder. I think he may be the real murderer.

Michael Scott: Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the women's room, when I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can.

Michael Scott: This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.

Jim Halpert: [to camera] That actually took a while. I had to put- uh, more and more nickels into his handset until he got used to the weight, and then I just took them all out.

Michael Scott: Every time I typed my name, it said "Diapers".

Jim Halpert: [to camera] Just a simple macro. You know, these actually don't sound that funny, one after another. But he does deserve it, though.

Michael Scott: By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier.

Jim Halpert: [to camera] Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom, and that's how I spent the entire day that day.

 

Gotta love the Office

[HUSKER 37]

My Wife and I both tried watching that show but we just don't get Gay Humor.

uh, there have been literally a handful of what I'd call "gay jokes" on the Office. How many episodes have to tried to watch?

 

Oh and for the record, I can never and will never be able to "get" british humor either.

 

Maybe it's because neither of us ever worked in an office.

I've been accused of having a "Dry Humor", but I just can't relate? to this show for some reason.

It just seems depressing. It's like the Drew Carrey Show without the humor.

(I've tried watching 4 or 5 episodes but get bored or depressed and then turn to Dr.90210 or something more uplifting).

[GSG]

Plastic people is uplifting...??

[GSG]

Double post damnit....

 

 

When I said that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.

[papersun87]

As a doctor, you wouldn't tell a patient if they had cancer.

[HUSKER 37]

Plastic people is uplifting...??

 

Certain parts become erect if I turn my head just right and try to decipher the blurred out areas before "plastination" occurs.

[nublackshirt00]

"Jim, will you sign my cast?"

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

You said we could come to you if we had any questions... Where is the clitoris? On a website it says "At the crest of the labia." What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?

[HUSKER 37]

You said we could come to you if we had any questions... Where is the clitoris? On a website it says "At the crest of the labia." What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?

 

I don't know fer sure, But I call dibs for searching her

[HUSKER 37]

Actually, She used to be on the funniest show I've seen since "Sportsnight"

 

S-Ltu-oogMY

[huskerjack23]

Creed: Andrea's the uh, office bitch. You'll get used to her.

[papersun87]

Dwight may have won the battle . . . but I will win the next battle.

[westgatehusker]

Micheal Scott: do I need to be liked?...no not at all.

 

I don't need to be liked....now loved...yes.....I need to be loved.

 

 

did anyone see the first episode of this season? it's gotta be one of my favorite episodes

[papersun87]

Andy with his chafing nipples . . .

[westgatehusker]

Andy with his chafing nipples . . .

ya the two streams of blood

 

and I can't do it, I can't beat Rabies!