erik the red Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 I apologize if this has been posted before or you have seen it already. For anyone who has grown tired of the arrogance from our football program and our administration. For anyone who has grown tired of hearing how brilliant our coaching staff is. I call this top ten list, "you might be an idiot if..." 10) You think having an eight pound playbook makes you brilliant when USC can beat you with one play! 9) You think 80,000 boo's were meant for someone other than you. 8) You turn away 50 walk on players a year that are willing to give you their blood and guts because having that many people around would be annoying to you. 7) It takes two years for your players to understand your system, but it only takes the opposing team a week of preparation to figure it out. 6) You inherit a top ten defense with 9 returning starters and turn it into a top 100 defense, and your excuse is that the talent level is so bare. (Barrett Ruud, Fabian Washington, Daniel Bullocks, Josh Bullocks, Scott Shanle, to name a few have had pretty good NFL careers but there talent level wasn't good enough for these guys to win with). 5) You give up 610 yards of offense to Ball State and your thoughts are, "the defense really came up big for us at times" and "there are a lot of positives we can take from this win". 4) You give a mediocre coach a contract extension because you are so impressed with a win over Nevada. 3) If you don't think Ohio U would kick our ass right now. 2) It takes you two years to figure out that when you send 5 guys in motion (and the opposing defense doesn't move) that you are not tricking anyone you are just wearing out your own team. 1) You hold a fund raising event and the first guy on your guest list is not the best coach to ever coach college football that still lives in your same town!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Bleeding Husker Red Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 2) It takes you two years to figure out that when you send 5 guys in motion (and the opposing defense doesn't move) that you are not tricking anyone you are just wearing out your own team. yeah.... Quote Link to comment
HuskerTrucker Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 I apologize if this has been posted before or you have seen it already. For anyone who has grown tired of the arrogance from our football program and our administration. For anyone who has grown tired of hearing how brilliant our coaching staff is. I call this top ten list, "you might be an idiot if..." 10) You think having an eight pound playbook makes you brilliant when USC can beat you with one play! 9) You think 80,000 boo's were meant for someone other than you. 8) You turn away 50 walk on players a year that are willing to give you their blood and guts because having that many people around would be annoying to you. 7) It takes two years for your players to understand your system, but it only takes the opposing team a week of preparation to figure it out. 6) You inherit a top ten defense with 9 returning starters and turn it into a top 100 defense, and your excuse is that the talent level is so bare. (Barrett Ruud, Fabian Washington, Daniel Bullocks, Josh Bullocks, Scott Shanle, to name a few have had pretty good NFL careers but there talent level wasn't good enough for these guys to win with). 5) You give up 610 yards of offense to Ball State and your thoughts are, "the defense really came up big for us at times" and "there are a lot of positives we can take from this win". 4) You give a mediocre coach a contract extension because you are so impressed with a win over Nevada. 3) If you don't think Ohio U would kick our ass right now. 2) It takes you two years to figure out that when you send 5 guys in motion (and the opposing defense doesn't move) that you are not tricking anyone you are just wearing out your own team. 1) You hold a fund raising event and the first guy on your guest list is not the best coach to ever coach college football that still lives in your same town!!!!! This would be so funny if it wasn't so true....lmfao Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Yeah, it's been done before. But it still saddens me. Quote Link to comment
Foppa Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 I apologize if this has been posted before or you have seen it already. For anyone who has grown tired of the arrogance from our football program and our administration. For anyone who has grown tired of hearing how brilliant our coaching staff is. I call this top ten list, "you might be an idiot if..." 10) You think having an eight pound playbook makes you brilliant when USC can beat you with one play! 9) You think 80,000 boo's were meant for someone other than you. 8) You turn away 50 walk on players a year that are willing to give you their blood and guts because having that many people around would be annoying to you. 7) It takes two years for your players to understand your system, but it only takes the opposing team a week of preparation to figure it out. 6) You inherit a top ten defense with 9 returning starters and turn it into a top 100 defense, and your excuse is that the talent level is so bare. (Barrett Ruud, Fabian Washington, Daniel Bullocks, Josh Bullocks, Scott Shanle, to name a few have had pretty good NFL careers but there talent level wasn't good enough for these guys to win with). 5) You give up 610 yards of offense to Ball State and your thoughts are, "the defense really came up big for us at times" and "there are a lot of positives we can take from this win". 4) You give a mediocre coach a contract extension because you are so impressed with a win over Nevada. 3) If you don't think Ohio U would kick our ass right now. 2) It takes you two years to figure out that when you send 5 guys in motion (and the opposing defense doesn't move) that you are not tricking anyone you are just wearing out your own team. 1) You hold a fund raising event and the first guy on your guest list is not the best coach to ever coach college football that still lives in your same town!!!!! This would be so funny if it wasn't so true....lmfao Why don't we shift so many guys anymo...oh. Quote Link to comment
Bleeding Husker Red Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 7) It takes two years for your players to understand your system, but it only takes the opposing team a week of preparation to figure it out. I meant 'yeah' to this one....had a callahan moment there..... Quote Link to comment
HuskerT Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 I apologize if this has been posted before or you have seen it already. For anyone who has grown tired of the arrogance from our football program and our administration. For anyone who has grown tired of hearing how brilliant our coaching staff is. I call this top ten list, "you might be an idiot if..." 10) You think having an eight pound playbook makes you brilliant when USC can beat you with one play! 9) You think 80,000 boo's were meant for someone other than you. 8) You turn away 50 walk on players a year that are willing to give you their blood and guts because having that many people around would be annoying to you. 7) It takes two years for your players to understand your system, but it only takes the opposing team a week of preparation to figure it out. 6) You inherit a top ten defense with 9 returning starters and turn it into a top 100 defense, and your excuse is that the talent level is so bare. (Barrett Ruud, Fabian Washington, Daniel Bullocks, Josh Bullocks, Scott Shanle, to name a few have had pretty good NFL careers but there talent level wasn't good enough for these guys to win with). 5) You give up 610 yards of offense to Ball State and your thoughts are, "the defense really came up big for us at times" and "there are a lot of positives we can take from this win". 4) You give a mediocre coach a contract extension because you are so impressed with a win over Nevada. 3) If you don't think Ohio U would kick our ass right now. 2) It takes you two years to figure out that when you send 5 guys in motion (and the opposing defense doesn't move) that you are not tricking anyone you are just wearing out your own team. 1) You hold a fund raising event and the first guy on your guest list is not the best coach to ever coach college football that still lives in your same town!!!!! Sorry, but I think you accidentally left one out. 11) If you're afraid that injured players won't make it back for your bowl game! Quote Link to comment
MCAT800 Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Seen it and still think its funny Quote Link to comment
HookedOnRed Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 7) It takes two years for your players to understand your system, but it only takes the opposing team a week of preparation to figure it out. I especially like #7. It still baffles me that our own defenders talk about how complicated it is to understand this offense, yet opposing defenses seem to have no trouble with it. Quote Link to comment
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