husker rob Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away. The undertaker told the man "for $5000.00, we can ship her home and you can bury her there, or for $150.00 you can have her buried here, in the Holy Land. The man thought about it and said that he would like to have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you want to spend $5000.00 to have your wife shipped home, when it would be so wonderful to have her buried here in the Holy Land and only costing you $150.00" The man replied, "A long time ago, a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I just cant take that chance!" Quote Link to comment
Blackshirtsguru Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away. The undertaker told the man "for $5000.00, we can ship her home and you can bury her there, or for $150.00 you can have her buried here, in the Holy Land. The man thought about it and said that he would like to have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you want to spend $5000.00 to have your wife shipped home, when it would be so wonderful to have her buried here in the Holy Land and only costing you $150.00" The man replied, "A long time ago, a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I just cant take that chance!" Quote Link to comment
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