hack Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 link speaking to the likelihood of new coaches getting canned their first year... Bo Pelini, Nebraska - 30:1 A favorite in the field to have a nice, long stay at his new home. The man is following Bill Callahan, for Christ’s sake - a coach who was so inept at so traditionally strong a program that Mark Mangino and Gary Pinkel stopped, stared, and thought to themselves, “Holy [bLEEP]. We can do this.” ... finishes out with... Rick Neuheisel, UCLA - 1:25 In real life, Vegas would never allow this man’s name to even be on the books, so sure is his impending combustion. After all, if this were a movie, the pitch would go something like this: Plot outline: Born again coach Supremely sketchy egomaniac with hubris that would shame Bill Bennett is hired to try to outshine and outglitz the indomitable crosstown rival coach. Setting: Hollywood. Dramatic Build: After federal agents use a Ryan Seacrest team [censored] videotape to coerce cooperation from the team’s quarterback, authorities are able to undercover an interstate heroin trafficking ring involving the team’s coach and eager recruits who want to earn a spot on the squad. Climactic Final Scene: Troubled coach flees campus in explosive-packed Lotus with authorities hot in high speed pursuit. Unable to evacuate the targeted rival campus, Special Deputy Agent Peter Carroll is forced to make a daring move to stop the reckless coach from carbombing the rival university into oblivion. Sequel: An imprisoned coach bribes wardens into transferring top inmate athletes to his prison so he can win the Penitentiary Cup. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 link speaking to the likelihood of new coaches getting canned their first year... Bo Pelini, Nebraska - 30:1 A favorite in the field to have a nice, long stay at his new home. The man is following Bill Callahan, for Christ’s sake - a coach who was so inept at so traditionally strong a program that Mark Mangino and Gary Pinkel stopped, stared, and thought to themselves, “Holy [bLEEP]. We can do this.” ... finishes out with... Rick Neuheisel, UCLA - 1:25 In real life, Vegas would never allow this man’s name to even be on the books, so sure is his impending combustion. After all, if this were a movie, the pitch would go something like this: Plot outline: Born again coach Supremely sketchy egomaniac with hubris that would shame Bill Bennett is hired to try to outshine and outglitz the indomitable crosstown rival coach. Setting: Hollywood. Dramatic Build: After federal agents use a Ryan Seacrest team [censored] videotape to coerce cooperation from the team’s quarterback, authorities are able to undercover an interstate heroin trafficking ring involving the team’s coach and eager recruits who want to earn a spot on the squad. Climactic Final Scene: Troubled coach flees campus in explosive-packed Lotus with authorities hot in high speed pursuit. Unable to evacuate the targeted rival campus, Special Deputy Agent Peter Carroll is forced to make a daring move to stop the reckless coach from carbombing the rival university into oblivion. Sequel: An imprisoned coach bribes wardens into transferring top inmate athletes to his prison so he can win the Penitentiary Cup. Quote Link to comment
HuskerTrucker Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 link speaking to the likelihood of new coaches getting canned their first year... Bo Pelini, Nebraska - 30:1 A favorite in the field to have a nice, long stay at his new home. The man is following Bill Callahan, for Christ’s sake - a coach who was so inept at so traditionally strong a program that Mark Mangino and Gary Pinkel stopped, stared, and thought to themselves, “Holy [bLEEP]. We can do this.” ... finishes out with... Rick Neuheisel, UCLA - 1:25 In real life, Vegas would never allow this man’s name to even be on the books, so sure is his impending combustion. After all, if this were a movie, the pitch would go something like this: Plot outline: Born again coach Supremely sketchy egomaniac with hubris that would shame Bill Bennett is hired to try to outshine and outglitz the indomitable crosstown rival coach. Setting: Hollywood. Dramatic Build: After federal agents use a Ryan Seacrest team [censored] videotape to coerce cooperation from the team’s quarterback, authorities are able to undercover an interstate heroin trafficking ring involving the team’s coach and eager recruits who want to earn a spot on the squad. Climactic Final Scene: Troubled coach flees campus in explosive-packed Lotus with authorities hot in high speed pursuit. Unable to evacuate the targeted rival campus, Special Deputy Agent Peter Carroll is forced to make a daring move to stop the reckless coach from carbombing the rival university into oblivion. Sequel: An imprisoned coach bribes wardens into transferring top inmate athletes to his prison so he can win the Penitentiary Cup. This is too good.... Hate to wish anyone ill will....but I would make an exception in Neuheisel's case...he should go into the scrap heap of football with BC and Coz IMO. Houston Nutt's future don't look so certain either at 3:1, after taking the Ole Miss job. Quote Link to comment
huskernation20 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Pretty funny guy. Quote Link to comment
Danimal Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Has this guy looked at Neuheisel's hires? He managed to keep a good DC in Dwayne Walker and scored a major coup in getting uberOC/QB-coach Norm Chow. I wasn't big on the Neuheisel hire but his regime is definitely off-and-running. Quote Link to comment
sarge87 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Has this guy looked at Neuheisel's hires? He managed to keep a good DC in Dwayne Walker and scored a major coup in getting uberOC/QB-coach Norm Chow. I wasn't big on the Neuheisel hire but his regime is definitely off-and-running. Yes, but we're talking about Bongheisel here. This guy can [censored] up a wet dream. This guy took a fairly thuggish Buffs team under McCartney, and reduced them to bunch of ukulele pickin' sultans of suckdom. This guy is Owen Wilson on downers. UCLA better double the staff in their oversight offices, because he will have to exploit every gray area to compete against Carroll and USC. Until I he proves he can win something besides the March Madness pool, he will be ranked amongst the greatest college coach impersonators, right up there with Bill Callahan and Kevin Cosgrove. Quote Link to comment
AuroranHusker Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Maybe Skippy will hire Kelvin Sampson to help him out with the "rules"...... (wink wink) Quote Link to comment
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