Mock League Supplemental Draft

[HUSKER 37]

The zebras was cheetahs..er.. cheaters

Everyone is eligible unless they are already on one of the teams or if they are one of the people who denegrate the Cyclones (don't lie...I do a background check on each and every one of you.... ) in which case you will be relegated to officiating crew and have to hold the yard marker for two games as penance for your lack of faith....

 

Dang!!

Stupid small print.

I cannot tell a lie..I denigrate (degenerate?) Cyclones and have even been known to chase tornadoes while wearing my brother's old skydiving clothes with the "bat wings" and/or take "up-skirt" lightning pictures.

 

Guess I can do more damage wearing zebra jammies anyway..do they come with footies?

[Blackshirt316]

Blackshirt316 6'4 268 DE #98

[Cy the Cyclone]

Greetings!

 

Your hardworking commissioner is back after a week of disaster clean up services and ready to get this season on the road.

 

We now have a list of the "supplemental" players so. in the tradition of fair play we'll divide them up as follows:

 

All odd players are now the property of the Red team...oops...let me reword that since that gives the impression that all of you are now the property of the Red team....

 

Red Team

 

1. Husker_Power /5'10"/175/4.7/ Athlete

3. gmoney88 - 6'3"/ 215/ 4.5/ 35" vert. / Wide Receiver

5. BIGREDIOWAN 5'8"/185/4.6 Defensive Back or Safety and return specialist

7. BGREDSTUCKN IA 6'3"/250/4.8/LB/END

 

White Team

 

2. huskernation20 / 6'3" / 190 / 4.4 / Wide Reciever

4. tbuhrman67-6'4"/215/4.6/ Dual Threat QB

6. Dirt Bag 5'11"/150/5.7 Cigarette smoker/kicker or punter

8. Blackshirt316 6'4 268 DE

 

New players are eligible to play in the game this weekend.

 

Anybody who has an issue with this is encouraged to contact the League secretary...Helen Waite. If you have any gripes, complaints or questions simply go to Helen Waite.

 

Game One in the series will be held Sunday (after the NASCAR race...got to keep my priorities straight you know) with results and stats posted on Monday for anyone interested.

[Dundermifflinite]

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1. Husker_Power /5'10"/175/4.7/ Athlete

2. huskernation20 / 6'3" / 190 / 4.4 / Wide Reciever (JUCO).

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you know it's a 40 time and not a 20 right?

I'm going to be on you like white on rice...