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For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

 

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Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT

 

 

Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

 

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

 

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

 

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a

failed effort at camouflaging them.

 

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

 

Needs front-end work--Tits are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.

 

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

 

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

 

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

 

 

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

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