Cy's Commissioner's Corner

Cy the Cyclone · May 30, 2008

Minutes from the May 24th Mock League Commissioner's Meeting...

The following officers have been elected to oversee the Mock League

Commissioner - Cy Cyclone

Vice-Commissioner - Cy Cyclone's 11 -year old Kid

New Business:

Item One: The Vice-Commissioner reports that the electronic viewing device on which the game is played may function erratically due to the fact that it fell off the stand onto the floor while he was making a "fort". As a result the Vice Commissioner's butt has been severely rebuked. (Ha ha...erracti - CALLY!...that's funny you bastards!)

Item Two: Due to popular demand, auditions for cheerleader squads for both teams have been opened up to all FEMALE...let me stress that....FEMALE members of this board. For consideration please PM me. Include a suitable photograph with your application....You will be contacted if you meet the league's amazingly low standard of approval. Note - Man Boobs DO NOT qualify you as a Female... <_<

Item Three: The Vice Commissioner has requested that Pimpzilla change his avatar back to what it used to be. Before the recent change, Pimpzilla was his favorite player but now, in the VC's words..."not so much..." The Commissioner also requests that Huskernation20 remove the picture of Cy's girlfriend from his signature posthaste.

Special Announcement - The head official for the games will be...the best looking cheerleading applicant! Bwhahaha....get it? "Head" official?...get it? Nah...just joking. Where would this league be without a bit of off-color joking and some sexual innuendo...

Treasurer's Report - I found .17 cents under the chair so we're flush (and have a league operating budget higher than the ISU Cyclones entire athletic department).

Final Note - The wait is over. League play begins Sunday...rain or shine...so strap on your helmets girls.