HoustonHusker Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 so here's the deal.... i got a friend, me and his wife had birthdays two days apart, so we figured we'd all go out together. the group goes to downtown FW for dinner and we also went to pete's dueling piano bar. great place, we all had fun. the friends wife says "i wanna see boobies, lets go to the strip club" UMMM OKAYYYY... well the wife says she is going home, have fun. we go, cover is 25 bones. okay, after hours, who cares. we get there about 12:30, leave about 2:45. i dropped some money. lets not discuss money. lets know that some is some to me and a lot to some others. i get home and the wife is FURIOUS. all i told her was what the door was, she comes out with.. "Next time you stay till they close the doors." who's damn wife says THAT to them? and no i didn't tell her how much it costs... damn brunette. but seriously, what do you say when your wife says that? me, i just went to bed and made sure i woke up and played ncaa 09 at 8 am. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 so here's the deal.... i got a friend, me and his wife had birthdays two days apart, so we figured we'd all go out together. the group goes to downtown FW for dinner and we also went to pete's dueling piano bar. great place, we all had fun. the friends wife says "i wanna see boobies, lets go to the strip club" UMMM OKAYYYY... well the wife says she is going home, have fun. we go, cover is 25 bones. okay, after hours, who cares. we get there about 12:30, leave about 2:45. i dropped some money. lets not discuss money. lets know that some is some to me and a lot to some others. i get home and the wife is FURIOUS. all i told her was what the door was, she comes out with.. "Next time you stay till they close the doors." who's damn wife says THAT to them? and no i didn't tell her how much it costs... damn brunette. but seriously, what do you say when your wife says that? me, i just went to bed and made sure i woke up and played ncaa 09 at 8 am. Was this guy in the closet? Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Women. Same people, different bodies. Some things never make sense. T_O_B Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 She's just making sure you get your money's worth. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 i dont know what she meant, but one thing you should never do after something like that is Slap her on the ass and say "Your Next" Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 My wife doesn't even respond to me if I come home smelling like a strip club and a brewery and I slap her on the ass and say "WHO'S HORNY!!!!" Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 i dont know what she meant, but one thing you should never do after something like that is Slap her on the ass and say "Your Next" Reminds me of the best ride I ever had. Mounted her from behind and said, "You move almost as good as your Sister"..Then tried to hold on. Quote Link to comment
Dundermifflinite Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 My wife doesn't even respond to me if I come home smelling like a strip club and a brewery and I slap her on the ass and say "WHO'S HORNY!!!!" weird...she responded when I did that... Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 My wife doesn't even respond to me if I come home smelling like a strip club and a brewery and I slap her on the ass and say "WHO'S HORNY!!!!" weird...she responded when I did that... Weird...............when did your sister get braces???? Quote Link to comment
Dundermifflinite Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 My wife doesn't even respond to me if I come home smelling like a strip club and a brewery and I slap her on the ass and say "WHO'S HORNY!!!!" weird...she responded when I did that... Weird...............when did your sister get braces???? it was right after uno gave her the roundhouse after cheating on him with rob....I to think I tried to warn her... Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 My wife doesn't even respond to me if I come home smelling like a strip club and a brewery and I slap her on the ass and say "WHO'S HORNY!!!!" weird...she responded when I did that... Weird...............when did your sister get braces???? it was right after uno gave her the roundhouse after cheating on him with rob....I to think I tried to warn her... I guess it's true that brothers do share everything. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 My wife doesn't even respond to me if I come home smelling like a strip club and a brewery and I slap her on the ass and say "WHO'S HORNY!!!!" weird...she responded when I did that... Weird...............when did your sister get braces???? it was right after uno gave her the roundhouse after cheating on him with rob....I to think I tried to warn her... I guess it's true that brothers do share everything. uno gave her the roundhouse because she charged him$100.00, and only charged me $50.00 Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 My wife doesn't even respond to me if I come home smelling like a strip club and a brewery and I slap her on the ass and say "WHO'S HORNY!!!!" weird...she responded when I did that... Weird...............when did your sister get braces???? it was right after uno gave her the roundhouse after cheating on him with rob....I to think I tried to warn her... I guess it's true that brothers do share everything. uno gave her the roundhouse because she charged him$100.00, and only charged me $50.00 She charged you guys???? Quote Link to comment
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