Cy the Cyclone Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 I didn’t have to work any games this weekend so I took the opportunity to observe a little bit about a lot of different stuff going on out there…. First off…the Va Tech has looked horrible this year. They got nothin’ The Cornhuskers should blow them out of the water by at least three touchdowns…bank on it. Remember, this comes from the self-proclaimed college football God! Don’t cross God people…. On the ISU board, all those whimp fans are crucifying Leonard Johnson for drilling the UNLV QB after he’d crossed the goal line. Some of those pussies are actually calling for Chizek to throw him off the team….they’re saying what he did goes against all the ISU stands for. What’s that? Losing with dignity? Eating a sh*t sandwich every weekend and coming back for another meal the next Saturday? Hell…I loved it. Damn UNLV QB goes strutting across the goal line and then holding the ball up like it’s some kind of trophy…he needed to get drilled. He can show his grandkids the pictures of him rolling around on the ground like a flounder someday. Johnson has had three major personal fouls called on him in the past two weeks (he was flagged for fighting earlier in that game and had a big HTH hit that was called against Iowa) and while some people think that may be some kind of problem I’m totally happy with him. Apparently nobody has given him the “We’re ISU…we’re supposed to lose…but with dignity” speech yet. Actually, I think ISU is leading the league in personal fouls with nine so far. I love it. FYI all you Jayhawk fans out there….Chizek has told the left-wing crybaby fan base out there to suck it up. Leonard will be on the field next Saturday, just waiting for Reesing to do a little showboating… After last week, my prediction total is standing at 16-3. I missed the Colorado/West Virginia game because WV’s coach is an idiot and I was wrong on the Baylor game because…well, because they are Baylor. 16-3 still qualifies me for Godship because God hates Colorado and doesn’t even acknowledge Baylor’s football program at this time. Since I had Saturday off, I decided to check out the mighty Luther Norsemen football team as they took on the equally mighty Dubuque College team. I was not very impressed. The mighty Luther field is smaller than the high school stadium here, the players are smaller than the high school players here and the level of play isn’t what you would call top-notch. I’m pretty sure Sioux City Heelan would kick their butts. I don’t know who won…and I’m pretty sure it didn’t matter anyway. But I did get a cool Viking helmet at the Luther bookstore. I think both Luther and Dubuque College will be playing Kansas in non-conference games in 2009... Speaking of personal fouls, Boz (Cy’s 11 year old kid, for those who have never traveled to my planet) got his first on Sunday while playing against those dirty rotten cheating Vikings. …now, I’m not implying that the Vikings don’t play fair mind you, but I did see three of their kids driving themselves to the game…Anyway, Cy has taught the Boz that nothing will slow down a defensive linemen faster than a forearm to the neck and if you wind up and throw said forearm from waaaaaay back behind you, it’ll stop him even faster. Heck, we even went out and got some hockey forearm pads to use just for such a maneuver (the hockey pads are a lot stiffer than the regular football pads…remember that all you dads who have kids) and when they are wrapped with about a pound of tape, they’re positively lethal. Anyway, some sissy kid on the other team ended up looking out his ear hole after Boz popped him in the facemask on one play and the next time he did it he got the flag and an escort to the sideline where he spent the next 30 minutes unwrapping 500 layers of athletic tape. The Vikings won 20-6….dirty rotten cheaters… And I drank a lot.... Quote Link to comment
The Maudfather Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 My man, that sounds like quite a weekend. Did your son get to play again? Or was he stuck riding the pine pony for trying to decapitate the other team? Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 If you're God, maybe you can do something about this little mess we're expecting on Saturday. Quote Link to comment
Cy the Cyclone Posted September 23, 2008 Author Share Posted September 23, 2008 My man, that sounds like quite a weekend. Did your son get to play again? Or was he stuck riding the pine pony for trying to decapitate the other team? Once he rolled over on his old man and admitted I was the one that helped him with the pads...he got back in... He did end up spending the rest of the afternoon cleaning up dog poop out of the back yard after the game though, the little stoolie Quote Link to comment
The Maudfather Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 My man, that sounds like quite a weekend. Did your son get to play again? Or was he stuck riding the pine pony for trying to decapitate the other team? Once he rolled over on his old man and admitted I was the one that helped him with the pads...he got back in... He did end up spending the rest of the afternoon cleaning up dog poop out of the back yard after the game though, the little stoolie Haha! The kid sold you out....kids these days..no loyalty Teach him how to give em the business for next week Quote Link to comment
BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 He can show his grandkids the pictures of him rolling around on the ground like a flounder someday. Thanks Cy! That line got a huge laugh out of me and helped melt away the stress of a long work day. Quote Link to comment
jayhawk Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I didn’t have to work any games this weekend so I took the opportunity to observe a little bit about a lot of different stuff going on out there…. First off…the Va Tech has looked horrible this year. They got nothin’ The Cornhuskers should blow them out of the water by at least three touchdowns…bank on it. Remember, this comes from the self-proclaimed college football God! Don’t cross God people…. On the ISU board, all those whimp fans are crucifying Leonard Johnson for drilling the UNLV QB after he’d crossed the goal line. Some of those pussies are actually calling for Chizek to throw him off the team….they’re saying what he did goes against all the ISU stands for. What’s that? Losing with dignity? Eating a sh*t sandwich every weekend and coming back for another meal the next Saturday? Hell…I loved it. Damn UNLV QB goes strutting across the goal line and then holding the ball up like it’s some kind of trophy…he needed to get drilled. He can show his grandkids the pictures of him rolling around on the ground like a flounder someday. Johnson has had three major personal fouls called on him in the past two weeks (he was flagged for fighting earlier in that game and had a big HTH hit that was called against Iowa) and while some people think that may be some kind of problem I’m totally happy with him. Apparently nobody has given him the “We’re ISU…we’re supposed to lose…but with dignity” speech yet. Actually, I think ISU is leading the league in personal fouls with nine so far. I love it. FYI all you Jayhawk fans out there….Chizek has told the left-wing crybaby fan base out there to suck it up. Leonard will be on the field next Saturday, just waiting for Reesing to do a little showboating… After last week, my prediction total is standing at 16-3. I missed the Colorado/West Virginia game because WV’s coach is an idiot and I was wrong on the Baylor game because…well, because they are Baylor. 16-3 still qualifies me for Godship because God hates Colorado and doesn’t even acknowledge Baylor’s football program at this time. Since I had Saturday off, I decided to check out the mighty Luther Norsemen football team as they took on the equally mighty Dubuque College team. I was not very impressed. The mighty Luther field is smaller than the high school stadium here, the players are smaller than the high school players here and the level of play isn’t what you would call top-notch. I’m pretty sure Sioux City Heelan would kick their butts. I don’t know who won…and I’m pretty sure it didn’t matter anyway. But I did get a cool Viking helmet at the Luther bookstore. I think both Luther and Dubuque College will be playing Kansas in non-conference games in 2009... Speaking of personal fouls, Boz (Cy’s 11 year old kid, for those who have never traveled to my planet) got his first on Sunday while playing against those dirty rotten cheating Vikings. …now, I’m not implying that the Vikings don’t play fair mind you, but I did see three of their kids driving themselves to the game…Anyway, Cy has taught the Boz that nothing will slow down a defensive linemen faster than a forearm to the neck and if you wind up and throw said forearm from waaaaaay back behind you, it’ll stop him even faster. Heck, we even went out and got some hockey forearm pads to use just for such a maneuver (the hockey pads are a lot stiffer than the regular football pads…remember that all you dads who have kids) and when they are wrapped with about a pound of tape, they’re positively lethal. Anyway, some sissy kid on the other team ended up looking out his ear hole after Boz popped him in the facemask on one play and the next time he did it he got the flag and an escort to the sideline where he spent the next 30 minutes unwrapping 500 layers of athletic tape. The Vikings won 20-6….dirty rotten cheaters… And I drank a lot.... If we need to play something like a D2 team, well, that is why we open with Iowa State. Quote Link to comment
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