slacker Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Greeley, CO - Eighty garden gnomes found wrapped in plastic, surrounded by kids. Full Story Knoxville, TN - Couple takes a couple of drunken laps around race track. Overturns pickup, then escapes on vintage farm tractor. Full Story Malaysia - Angry mob firebombs the headquarters of a religious cult that worships a giant teapot. Full Story England - London considers banning word "failure" in classrooms, instead using the term "deferred success." Edumakation sirendurs. Full Story Macon, GA - Teen, already due in juvenile court, steals money from a blind man working a snack bar at the courthouse. Full Story Decatur, AL - Naked teen found alive after three days in 150-degree railroad hazmat tanker. Refuses to tell cops how he got in there. Full Story Broward Co, FL - Not content with the global war on terror, Ft. Lauderdale focuses on the real danger: Teeter-totters, swings and sandboxes. Full Story Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Greeley, CO - Eighty garden gnomes found wrapped in plastic, surrounded by kids. Full Story ***SNIP*** Another one from Colorado. Amazing... Quote Link to comment
DaveH Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 England - London considers banning word "failure" in classrooms, instead using the term "deferred success." Edumakation sirendurs. Full Story Garbage. I expect this out of most places in the US, but England? Did someone put something in the baked beans and toast? Quote Link to comment
BigRedJake Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Greeley, CO - Eighty garden gnomes found wrapped in plastic, surrounded by kids. Full Story I live in Greeley. I had a gnome in front of my house painted red with a big N on it's chest and it's one of the ones in that pile. No lie. Quote Link to comment
slacker Posted July 20, 2005 Author Share Posted July 20, 2005 Greeley, CO - Eighty garden gnomes found wrapped in plastic, surrounded by kids. Full Story I live in Greeley. I had a gnome in front of my house painted red with a big N on it's chest and it's one of the ones in that pile. No lie. Irregular news meets huskerboard! What a small world! Doesn't it piss you off when damn kids steal your garden gnome? Be for warned, better keep your hands off my gnomes!! Quote Link to comment
Blackshirt Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Greeley, CO - Eighty garden gnomes found wrapped in plastic, surrounded by kids. Full Story I live in Greeley. I had a gnome in front of my house painted red with a big N on it's chest and it's one of the ones in that pile. No lie. Now THATS irregular!! And pretty f'd up too. Adams said police will call people who reported their gnomes stolen to come identify the decorative yard items. Better get down there Jake, that Husker gnome is gonna go fast!!! Elsie Schnorr, who had 30 gnomes stolen from her front lawn more than a month ago, will be among the first to retrieve her property. 30 gnomes. IN HER FRONT LAWN. Right. Im sure the neighbors were reaal disappointed there were no longer 30 evil gnomes to complement the array of other seasonal extravaganzas Elsie surely has spread out year round. No offense if thats your Mom or crazy aunt Jake, we all have one. Quote Link to comment
BigRedJake Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 No offense if thats your Mom or crazy aunt Jake, we all have one. Ain't mine, but I've seen her house. Let's just say they didn't even get around to taking all her gnomes much less everything else she's got there... Quote Link to comment
Eric the Red Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Knoxville, TN - Couple takes a couple of drunken laps around race track. Overturns pickup, then escapes on vintage farm tractor F***ing Hillbillies Quote Link to comment
Huskerfan66 Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 QUOTE Knoxville, TN - Couple takes a couple of drunken laps around race track. Overturns pickup, then escapes on vintage farm tractor F***ing Hillbillies Yes, as Callahan would put it, F'ing Hillbillies! Quote Link to comment
Oklahoma Husker Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Decatur, AL - Naked teen found alive after three days in 150-degree railroad hazmat tanker. Refuses to tell cops how he got in there. Full Story anybody else find it weird that his mother said that he stripped off his clothes to stay alive but the police found his clothes BESIDE the tanker??? Quote Link to comment
bigredtoad Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Good point!! What do you suspect happened OKH? Quote Link to comment
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