Very Suprising

[Eric the Red]

Theres a good chance taylor will either get benched or hurt this  year. 

other things that may happen to taylor this year...

• gets run over by a combine while on the practice field.
   
  
• loses both his arms while reading a book... incident will become known as "the 2nd worst papercut in UNL's history."
   
  
• finds out his father is be held hostage by the North Koreans; he quits the team when lou gossett jr. approaches him with a implausible yet entertaing plan to steal f-16s from the Iowa Air National Guard and rescue Pappy Taylor from the godless pinko NorKoms... both dying horribly when their jets crash into the ground as NEITHER of them know how to fly.
   
  
• quits the team when he decides to follow his true passion: modern interpretive dance!
   
  
• gets a call from a sobbing Bob Stoops. "we need you, zac!" weeps bob. "now more than EVAH..!" and Taylor is killed while enroute to the bus station by rouge combine, which is inexplicably being driven by a north korean at the time.
   
  
• mauled to death when he visits the Henry Doorly Zoo's newest and most ill-conceived petting zoo exhibit, the rabid wolverines.
   
  
• canada invades america; zac, inspired by charlie sheen and patrick swayze from the movie "red dawn," forms a resistance cell to defend the rules of american football and is shot to death from behind by evil collaborator Former Fan, whom welcomes our new nothern overlords "with open arms and a glad heart!"
   
  
• slips and falls in the team locker room, recieving vicious blow to the head. when he wakes up, he believes tha the is Carmen Miranda and is kicked from the team when he refuses to wear a helmet during practice, prefering a more stylish hat decorated with fruit.
   
  
• a huge alien spaceship decends upon Memorial Stadium during the Pitt-Nebraska game, hits the stadium with a giant particle-beam, killing tens of thousands of spectators and wipes out both teams, leaving a huge smoking crater. the message left by the aliens at they return to the heavens is cryptic: "WCO?!? WTF?!! LOL!!!"
   
  
• eats bad shellfish and lapses into a coma. wakes-up with the 'dead zone' of his brain active. zac dies selflessly as he pushes John Blake out of the way of an on-coming runaway combine that he saw in a vision.
   
  
• taylor reads a post by bernard. says, "screw this" and goes home.
  

How the hell do you come up with this.

[rawhide]

I believe it is called a psychotic break.

 

GREAT POST HACK

just like baseball, hotdogs and mom's apple pie. Kill all the dirty red commies.

 

but not surprising.

 

that should be saved in the huskerboard archives for future generations. They wont know what commies are

[TheKiD]

loses both his arms while reading a book... incident will become known as "the 2nd worst papercut in UNL's history."

 

lmao, that's hilarious

[DaveH]

Theres a good chance taylor will either get benched or hurt this  year. 

other things that may happen to taylor this year...

• gets run over by a combine while on the practice field.
   
  
• loses both his arms while reading a book... incident will become known as "the 2nd worst papercut in UNL's history."
   
  
• finds out his father is being held hostage by the North Koreans; he quits the team when lou gossett jr. approaches him with a implausible yet entertaing plan to steal f-16s from the Iowa Air National Guard and rescue Pappy Taylor from the godless pinko NorKoms... both dying horribly when their jets crash into the ground as NEITHER of them know how to fly.
   
  
• quits the team when he decides to follow his true passion: modern interpretive dance!
   
  
• gets a call from a sobbing Bob Stoops. "we need you, zac!" weeps bob. "now more than EVAH..!" and Taylor is killed while enroute to the bus station by rouge combine, which is inexplicably being driven by a north korean at the time.
   
  
• mauled to death when he visits the Henry Doorly Zoo's newest and most ill-conceived petting zoo exhibit, the rabid wolverines.
   
  
• canada invades america; zac, inspired by charlie sheen and patrick swayze from the movie "red dawn," forms a resistance cell to defend the rules of american football and is shot to death from behind by evil collaborator Former Fan, whom welcomes our new nothern overlords "with open arms and a glad heart!"
   
  
• slips and falls in the team locker room, recieving vicious blow to the head. when he wakes up, he believes that he is Carmen Miranda and is kicked from the team when he refuses to wear a helmet during practice, prefering a more stylish hat decorated with fruit.
   
  
• a huge alien spaceship decends upon Memorial Stadium during the Pitt-Nebraska game, hits the stadium with a giant particle-beam, killing tens of thousands of spectators and wipes out both teams, leaving a huge smoking crater. the message left by the aliens at they return to the heavens is cryptic: "WCO?!? WTF?!! LOL!!!"
   
  
• eats bad shellfish and lapses into a coma. wakes-up with the 'dead zone' of his brain active. zac dies selflessly as he pushes John Blake out of the way of an on-coming runaway combine that he saw in a vision.
   
  
• taylor reads a post by bernard. says, "screw this" and goes home.
  

Gotta be the funniest post on HB to date.

[dbetz23]

Ganz is only #2 until the coaches feel comfortable with Beck. A few weeks down the road, Beck will be closer to Taylor, and will see time. Ganz will just be forgotten...

[DJR313]

Gotta be the funniest post on HB to date.

 

Hack, that was some funny shite!

[IndyHusker]

very entertaining, but he seems to have a strange fetish with killing people with combines..........none the less ive gotta give it up to him for the iron eagle bit

[rawhide]

when in Rome eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[Hunter94]

Taylor looks very bad throwing 40 some percent both games and not getting the offense to score tds and throwing a couple of picks a game.

It's more like the receivers are catching 40 percent, bud. Stat's don't lie no matter how much you want them to.

[Blackshirtsguru]

It will probably just rain anyway.

 

My thoughts EXACTLY!

[Foppa]

Theres a good chance taylor will either get benched or hurt this  year. 

other things that may happen to taylor this year...

• gets run over by a combine while on the practice field.
   
  
• loses both his arms while reading a book... incident will become known as "the 2nd worst papercut in UNL's history."
   
  
• finds out his father is being held hostage by the North Koreans; he quits the team when lou gossett jr. approaches him with a implausible yet entertaing plan to steal f-16s from the Iowa Air National Guard and rescue Pappy Taylor from the godless pinko NorKoms... both dying horribly when their jets crash into the ground as NEITHER of them know how to fly.
   
  
• quits the team when he decides to follow his true passion: modern interpretive dance!
   
  
• gets a call from a sobbing Bob Stoops. "we need you, zac!" weeps bob. "now more than EVAH..!" and Taylor is killed while enroute to the bus station by rouge combine, which is inexplicably being driven by a north korean at the time.
   
  
• mauled to death when he visits the Henry Doorly Zoo's newest and most ill-conceived petting zoo exhibit, the rabid wolverines.
   
  
• canada invades america; zac, inspired by charlie sheen and patrick swayze from the movie "red dawn," forms a resistance cell to defend the rules of american football and is shot to death from behind by evil collaborator Former Fan, whom welcomes our new nothern overlords "with open arms and a glad heart!"
   
  
• slips and falls in the team locker room, recieving vicious blow to the head. when he wakes up, he believes that he is Carmen Miranda and is kicked from the team when he refuses to wear a helmet during practice, prefering a more stylish hat decorated with fruit.
   
  
• a huge alien spaceship decends upon Memorial Stadium during the Pitt-Nebraska game, hits the stadium with a giant particle-beam, killing tens of thousands of spectators and wipes out both teams, leaving a huge smoking crater. the message left by the aliens at they return to the heavens is cryptic: "WCO?!? WTF?!! LOL!!!"
   
  
• eats bad shellfish and lapses into a coma. wakes-up with the 'dead zone' of his brain active. zac dies selflessly as he pushes John Blake out of the way of an on-coming runaway combine that he saw in a vision.
   
  
• taylor reads a post by bernard. says, "screw this" and goes home.
  

Absolutely BEAUTIFUL

 

 

You are a sick individual, Hack...but funnier than he11!!!

[BigRedJake]

Oh my CHRIST that was funny!