AR Husker Fan Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 One day BRI picked up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she fainted inside his car and he took her to a hospital. Now, that was stressful. But at the hospital, they said she was pregnant and congratulated BRI on his impending fatherhood. BRI denied that he was the father, but the girl insisted he was. Things were getting very stressful. So then......BRI requested a DNA test to prove that he wasn't the father. After the test was completed, the doctor tells BRI that he's infertile, and probably has been since birth. He's extremely stressed, but relieved. On his way back home, he thinks about his twins... Now, THAT'S stress. 1 Quote Link to comment
HuskerNLimbo Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Woah. That's rough. Sorry BRI. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Real cool AR!!!! I don't care if I get a warning or not.........you're a dick! 2 Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Real cool AR!!!! I don't care if I get a warning or not.........you're a dick! I'll +1 ya for that Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted February 8, 2011 Author Share Posted February 8, 2011 Real cool AR!!!! I don't care if I get a warning or not.........you're a dick! You have obviously been talking to my wife... Quote Link to comment
Roxy15 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Sorry BRI...I respect you alot...however...I almost spilled coffee all over me when I read this....it was funny:) You know we all respect you:) at least I hope you do:) Give your boys a big hug from all of us on huskerboard:) Quote Link to comment
RockyMountainOySker Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 AR, did you just watch the movie Chaos Theory? Pretty similar story. I didn't know BRI looked just like Ryan Reynolds. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Real cool AR!!!! I don't care if I get a warning or not.........you're a dick! You have obviously been talking to my wife... Yeah, she said to pick up a gallon of milk on the way home and if you get time, could you look for my watch? I think I left it on the nightstand. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted February 9, 2011 Author Share Posted February 9, 2011 Real cool AR!!!! I don't care if I get a warning or not.........you're a dick! You have obviously been talking to my wife... Yeah, she said to pick up a gallon of milk on the way home and if you get time, could you look for my watch? I think I left it on the nightstand. You did. But you did a spiffy job cleaning the toilets. We might hire you again! Quote Link to comment
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