NUance Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 ALABAMA: Cocaine. Undefeated, except for the big blank spots in the record taken by criminal sanction. Powerful. Can turn you into an unbelievable a-hole. Expensive, and has a strong correlation with criminal behavior. Brought to you by a vast, shadowy cartel. AUBURN: Knockoff cocaine. Strong correlation with criminal behavior. High highs; lows often associated with cash-only exchanges. Brought to you by a small, shadowy cartel. <snip> WISCONSIN: Beer, the kind that makes you pass out and die in snowdrifts after beating the dogshit out of someone in a barfight. NEBRASKA: Ergot poisoning. Not really a recreational drug with pleasant side effects, but then again neither is Nebraska football in the 21st century. OHIO STATE: Weed. Wildly popular. Gets smoked by SEC football players in bowls. LINK Oh, those wacky guys at EveryDayShouldBeSaturday. Gotta give it to them for creativity. But Ergot poisoning? What the hell is THAT? Quote Link to comment
huKSer Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Oh, those wacky guys at EveryDayShouldBeSaturday. Gotta give it to them for creativity. But Ergot poisoning? What the hell is THAT? Ergot is a nasty looking black fungus that grows on ears of corn Quote Link to comment
huzkerbob Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Ergot is similar chemically to LSD and also a possible contributor to the hysteria surrounding the famed Salem witch trials Quote Link to comment
irafreak Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Ergot is a fungus and can be found in us...it's believed by some to create a lot of stress on the body and even create psychosomatic issues.... The Ohio State one was quite clever... Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted July 7, 2012 Author Share Posted July 7, 2012 WEST VIRGINIA: BATH SALTS BATH SALTS COME HERE DANA HOLGORSEN WANTS TO EAT YOUR FACE CLEMSON-- <snip> OKLAHOMA: Whiskey. Powerful highs. Side effects may include impotence problems in certain high-pressure situations. OKLAHOMA STATE: Malt liquor, because it's a man's drink, and it comes in a 40. Here's a couple from the Big 12. Quote Link to comment
'SkersRule Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 OKLAHOMA STATE: Malt liquor, because it's a man's drink, and it comes in a 40. Quote Link to comment
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