HUSKER 37 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Car Dealership promising to top off your gas tank, change your erl, and wash/detail your car just for test driving a new G37...Which they promised to lease for $250/month so you don't suspect they're trying to get ~40K for it... I liked that number 37 for some reason, and the dealership was less than 20 miles from work..I'd been considering replacing my car before the end of the year sales push, but procrastinated too long or slept in over the Holidays to avoid depression but heard the ad on the radio. and figured I'd give it a try, set up a 3:00PM appointment with the sales lady figuring this time I'm going to be really careful deciding on a new ride.. They sure get mighty upset if you don't buy the car on the first day... I drove 4 different ones around the block..A mile on the freeway..Then they mention something about $6K down.. tax & license..negative equity..I mention something about wanting to beat the 5PM traffic..Sales Mgr. insists they're selling me a new car tonight and will enjoy gridlock..I let it slip out that I had'nt eaten breakfast yet or slept more than a hour the last couple of days...Made them smell blood.. Haggle Haggle..Can you do $500/month with only $4000 down? to 3 hours later of more numbers...involving my trade in that I owe $1500 more than they can give me...and since it's got over 104,000 miles on it, it could break down any second..those Accords!!! with a few 20 minute intervals where I'm offered water while the two going to another room to make faces at me and decide just how to keep me there longer... All the while I was wishing they'd started fixing up my car..washing filling fluids..gassing it up..a couple of hours ago..or five..But I say I need to go..ask for my keys back..directions to the nearest gas station (hint hint) and freeway.."I don't get this far into Flagstaff that much" (what I call North Phoenix). The busty sales girl from Iowa then mentions something under her breath about the gas/wash/oil special thing..the sales manager again asks what would it take to make a sale tonight...I want to compare other brands/look up some specs/compare prices/ get some sleep before I have to go to work at 6am with an hour drive home and a half hour commute back to work..Mgr said only the owner can issue the "gift cards" and had just gone home..and We'll have to have you come back tomorrow to pick it up and show you some more cars. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted January 17, 2014 Author Share Posted January 17, 2014 While I'm trying to perform a public service... . DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!! It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!! IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME." No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower trying to figure out how to funnel the shampoo over my naughty parts Quote Link to comment
Stumpy1 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 The bump when drunk thread is 2 more down in case you missed it... 1 Quote Link to comment
BigRedBuster Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 While I'm trying to perform a public service... . DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!! It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!! IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME." No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower trying to figure out how to funnel the shampoo over my naughty parts To be totally sold on this, I must see the what happens when the shampoo runs down over the body of the person in the picture. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 Been a long time since anyone wanted to see my furry boobs Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 The bump when drunk thread is 2 more down in case you missed it... Why would anyone want to bump a drunk? Roll one I can understand Quote Link to comment
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