The 20something year old super cop state prick that gave my wife and I a warning for "parking too close to the fire lane" outside Wal Mart so we could quickly get our 10 month old twins that are susceptible to ear infections out of the cold....f#&% you.
I can offer one bit of advice when dealing with an over zealous police officer. When he asks you if you understand what the problem is, do not reply "yeah, you're being a dick". Goodbye warning, hello ticket meh, who am I kidding, he was going to give me a ticket anyway.