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I decided not to jump into The Dredge despite
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What happened? What a humiliation! What has happened to the Huskers? That team will be winless in the Big Ten. Might as well sell beer at PBA to draw a crowd. -
I decided not to jump into The Dredge despite
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Technically speaking, it is the Logan Creek Dredge. See below from the Sioux City paper. -
I decided not to jump into The Dredge despite
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I still might not jump. Committing suicide is a crime and I don't want to go to jail. Not even the new Thurston County jail. -
I decided not to jump into The Dredge despite
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that soul crushing loss to hated Iowa. Why? I want to see us beat hated Creighton in basketball this Saturday. But if we lose to Creighton, I'm definitely jumping into The Dredge. At that point, there will be no reason for me to live. Losing to Iowa and Creighton in the same year is just unbearable. What has happened to the once mighty Huskers? How can we keep losing to those loser schools, Creighton and Iowa. Losing to Creighton, in particular, galls me. It is a tiny private school while we are the state's land grant college and the flagship of the state university system. We have way more athletic money than those people in Omaha. I can't tell you how disgusted and frustrated I am about this Creighton series. I wished we didn't even play them. I'd much rather play the likes of Drake or South Dakota State. We might have won that Iowa game if you people would have organized that Ritual Exorcism of Husker Nation that I begged you to do. But nooooo. Nobody listens to Thurston from Pender. -
The Hy-Vee Trophy game
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Please win! I don’t want to jump into the Dredge. Too cold. -
The Say Something Nice About Iowa Thread
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It is close to Nebraska. -
Don’t joke. This summer I had a close encounter with the Norden Chute. Google it. https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/nebraska/little-known-natural-area-ne/
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The Hy-Vee Trophy game
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And I want to run the score up on Iowa. If Nebraska scores 54 points and I spend $54 bucks at Hy-Vee, then I get $0.54 cents off gasoline. -
We have lost four in a row to Iowa. Iowa! This, to my mind, is unconscionable. We absolutely must win this game or I will dive head first into the Dredge. The Hy-Vee trophy is the most coveted of all rivalry trophies. Forget about the Little Brown Jug and Paul Bunyan’s Axe. Or The Book of Knowledge. I want my Hy-Vee Fuel Rewards!
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It could happen. Confidence must be low and injuries still plague the team. I’m concerned!
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Frankly, you people are fools second guessing Scott Frost. He won a national championship as a player and he was very successful at UCF and everywhere he went as a coach. If he can't win here, then no one can. My previous thread about the fans calling the plays in real time was all a joke, satire and send-up. Hell, I was the third string offensive tackle on the Pender Pendragons. I don't know anything about playing and coaching football and no one here does either!
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Tom Shatel in the OWH covers this today. There is no way that Frost cuts AM loose. Dr. Tom stuck by SF and looked what happened. SF remembers that very well. It was his life. Read the quotes in the OWH. Dr. Tom said something to the effect that Frost was 22 and doing the best that he could; his scholarship was then worth $7k per year. The rest is history.
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What if I go to the moon? Both are very unlikely.
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What if we lose to Purdue?
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So, I flip over to CBS and Jim Nantz (Hello friends.) is narrating a special on 150 years of college football and he is discussing Nebraska's back-to-back national championships. Tommie Frazier is talking about his TD run against FL. Dr. Tom said that was his best team in 25 years. Then back to losing to Purdue. Purdue! I'd jump into the Dredge right now if I didn't have tickets to the Badger game. We need the Ritual Exorcism more than ever! -
What if we lose to Purdue?
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I'm now going to the Wisconsin game. Just tell me where the Ritual Exorcism will take place and I will supervise. -
What if we lose to Purdue?
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And who is Pauly Shore? A lineman from Falls City? -
What if we lose to Purdue?
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Inbreeders? You cretin! The people of Pender are the best! -
What if we lose to Purdue?
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Some of you are not taking this seriously. As it gets worse and worse, I predict that the Ritual Exorcism will happen before the Iowa game. -
What if we lose to Purdue?
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There are no illegal drugs in Pender! What kind of people do you think live here? -
Indiana was bad enough. But Purdue? I can stomach a loss to Iowa or Wisconsin (just barely), but Purdue is unthinkable to me. Still contemplating my leap into the Dredge. Now - more than ever - a Ritual Exorcism of Husker Nation's ghosts is a Categorical Imperative!!