Twas the night before Penn State
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even the computer mouse
The beers were all cooling
In the fridge with care
With hopes that St. Frost would soon be there
The Huskers were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of touchdowns danced through their heads
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a miniature bus, pulled by a John Deere
The door was flung open, so lively it tossed
I knew in a moment that it must be St. Frost
As I drew in my head and was turning around
Down the chimney St. Frost came with a bound
He was dressed all in red, from his head to his foot
And even his headset was covered in soot
A sack of trophies was flung on his back
Oranges, and Roses, and even an Outback!
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
Filled all the Adidas stockings, then turned with a jerk
And laying his finger aside of his nose
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose
He sprung to his bus, and to his team gave a whistle
And away they all shot, like a spiraling missile
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight
GO BIG RED to ALL, and to all a good night!!!